Unproductive blog. · 1:07am Jun 20th, 2014
I should be doing something productive right now. Like finishing one of the hundreds of stories I've started, but stopped at some point in it. Let's consult David Tennant on this one. What do you think, David?
Well, hard to argue with that.
Perhaps I should stop bottling up my feeling and go admit how I feel to the girl I'm head over heels in love with in hopes she feels the same way? Pfft, fuck that!
(That show sucks, by the way.)
My inability to express my emotions aside, I'm out of school for the summer. Woohoo! So, the instant I got out of school today, you know what I did? Most people would go celebrate with friends or some shit. Not me! I ate waffles and read a book about quantum physics. Yep, living the high life.
So yeah, instead of doing something productive, I'm writing this blog that no one really gives a shit about. Now that's how you celebrate a vacation!
you truly are the king of no-school celebrations, TP
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Indeed, I am! I didn't even mention the fact that I'm wearing sunglasses upside down right now. I sure am the life of the nonexistent party.
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>upside down sunglasses
fucking... Casual...
Parade around the house with no pants on (no underwear is optional), then we'll talk about being the life of the non-existent party.
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I don't wear pants, I wear trousers. So yeah, I win. Time to get some confetti!
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aright then, parade around the house with no trousers on (no underwear optional). Then we'll talk about being the life of the non-existent party.
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B-But... I like wearing trousers...
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I've done it.
Just find a time where there's nobody else home and then off with the garments.
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Silly Stiggy. I don't need to parade around without trousers. Try crushing up some smarties and snorting them, then you're the life of the party. You'll probably get a nose infection as well, but whatever.
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Except I took it one step further and went completely stark naked... because why the fuck not?
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... Dats hawt.
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you're too young
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*runs away and hides*
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Come on out, Stiggy, I promise it won't hurt a bit...
It's gonna hurt a lot!
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