Anyone who follows me, and Doesn't follow Ticci Toby · 8:44pm Jun 5th, 2014
So I'm minding my own business online, when I suddenly get this comment on my homepage.
Excuse me , but would you mind pointing me to the nearest park?
The... uhh... the voices in my head told me to go there and I'm afraid I'm lost. Please, please lead the way for me, I beg of you! I am supposed to meat someone in those woods and... I cant go it alone.
Please.... please come with me?
It is 3am, I've just finished watching The Thing, I am bone tired and not thinking straight.
I decide I'm not going to deal with it now, tomorrow morning I'll PM the dude. Whatever. It's not like he's a GHOST or whatever.
I PM the guy and for a few back and forth messages, he doesn't break character. At this point I'm certain I've found a net ghost. Like in Smiley, or Fear Dot Com. The net is haunted, I have to run.
Then I read the comments page. 
Yeah, the dude was playing a character, and a damn good one. I have never been trolled so well in my entire life.
He's perfectly stable and a good, if freaking DARK, writer. I particularly recommend You Have to Let Go.
Here's the link to his page. Give him a read, and a follow. Pay some respect to a good writer, and perhaps the KING of good natured trolling. 
"That's creepy." O_O
2178191 That IS creepy he talked to me too o_o
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2178191 He's cool, I'm serious. He just likes to fuck with people.
We're a lot alike that way!
2178239 Lol
Hmmmm..... I smell something..... it smells.... delicious. I know now, its none other than cold.... damp.... fear. Oh, how I love that smell.