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MisterBlonde


Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

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  • 427 weeks
    I've been busy

    I just submitted a new story as I type this. And I'm hoping to high hell that it's approved.
    I know that I should have been working on Ending and Beginning, but sometimes, stories just die. That's exactly what happened with them.
    They died.
    But, the New Story was born.
    And I'm gonna go HARD to make sure that this one lives.

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  • 476 weeks
    Jesus Christ, I was gone HOW LONG?

    Ok, so. For those of you who care enough to read these little blogs of mine, I have some news.

    1: I'm not dead. I just kinda...backed away from it for a bit.
    2: I'm just now rewriting what I have of chapter two of Alien.
    3: I'm considering rewriting Ending. Just change a bit here or there, add some detail. I might not, but we'll see.

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  • 515 weeks
    Things and stuff

    Firstly, I think I finally have my Antidramatic Readings set up. I mean, I've been fucking around with my programs, got 'em working and such. I'm hoping to have them recorded and posted by next week at the latest.

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  • 517 weeks
    Antidramatic Readings will be up soon

    And I simply want to know one thing: Should I show my face? I don't care either way, but I want to know what y'all think.

    Anyways, the first story will be about Maud Pie. Confusion_, you know the story.

    I tried recording it today, with a game playing on-screen, just to fill it. The program I used (GameBooster) didn't sync up the video and audio. So that's out.

    That is all.

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  • 518 weeks
    Tests

    Not, like, exams. Tests. Biology tests, to be prescise.

    And they don't count for a thing.

    Unless you plan to go to a four-year collage, it doesn't affect you. Which is exactly why I am putting no brain power into my answers. Might even write a small story as an answer and post it here later.

    Anyways, I'm going to talk about nonsense...now.

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May
21st
2014

Tests · 12:45am May 21st, 2014

Not, like, exams. Tests. Biology tests, to be prescise.

And they don't count for a thing.

Unless you plan to go to a four-year collage, it doesn't affect you. Which is exactly why I am putting no brain power into my answers. Might even write a small story as an answer and post it here later.

Anyways, I'm going to talk about nonsense...now.

I want to start doing "anti-dramatic" readings on YouTube. As in, I read whatever story you guys recommend to me in a monotone voice. If I crack, those who suggested it get a shoutout (as I have nothing to give (I.e. I'm poor and young)), and not much else happens.

I am generating more ideas, but I'm not generating more details. It's a hard enough life.

I am running on a few hours sleep. So, nothing's changed.

Ok, that's all for today. I hope.

Now, to Boco No Pico!!

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Comments ( 7 )

I got a few stories... But what kind of stories do you want? Short at 2K words? Maybe a single chapter at 10K? Mature content?

I would say something like My Little Dashie or Cupcakes, but you probably already read those. Give me the word, and I'll look through my magic murder favourite bag.

I got exams in 2 weeks and for 2 weeks after that. Fun. :twilightoops:

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Any and all, my friend! Sift through your murder favourite bag and choose!

And good luck with your exams, mate. I can only imagine that hell.

2132638 Very well. Let's see what's in the Doctor's magic bag...

Here are some that aren't as common for Youtube readings. These are just the best of the first 15 favourites I had, so I probably have better ones deeper inside. If only I would bother to think of them. :duck: No matter, if you plan to do a "fresh" reading with no prior information, don't look at the spoilers, these explain why I chose them. They don't go into details of the plot also, so no worries. All links go to the first chapter if you don't want to see the story picture, tags and description. Links get more mature as they go down. Here they are.

The Flirt by Sir Hat

If you are willing to make the "Sexy" noises, this is a must. Light hearted, this one is to make you crack with laughter.

Eyes Forward by Masterweaver

Unlike the first, this has real sex noises. Mature rated, this is also light hearted, trying to make you laugh. Please use voices!

EDIT: I had 2 others... but one was really sexual as a comedy, and the other was the "I want to fucking break you" story full of emotional pain. I'll keep these back for now... along with the pieces I wrote for each. Lol, I had a huge format set up for only 2 stories now, it would have been understandable for 4, but 2?... :rainbowlaugh:

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Oh YES! The moment I can do these, I most definitely will.

2132761 Nice! Hope that, while you might be monotone in these videos, you still do voices, or at least female ones... And noises too.

Did you look at the spoilers? Anyway, if these don't work, I'll bring up the big guns for round 2, those 2 mature stories and maybe whatever I have in my next 15 favourites.

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I'll break the monotone for voices and noises (depending on the character/noise). And I DID look at the spoilers. They made me determined to do it.

2132800 WOW, this story I just found... I was going to keep it in case you ever asked for another but... I'm not going to risk it.

Maud Pie Falls in Love with the Narrator by Flint Sparks

All I will say is The Stanley Parable. If you never played it... DON'T WATCH A LET'S PLAY. EVER. Just promise yourself you will play it someday in the future, be it next week or 10 years! The trailer should be enough, and if in the reading you do the narrator voice, you lose!

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