Found something odd [SPOILERS AHEAD!] · 2:50am May 15th, 2014
Ok, so you’re free to ignore this but I was poking through my archives of ideas for this series and I stumbled across something that I may expand into something a bit more fulfilling to you, the readers. What will follow is a segment of drunken Luna towards the close of the wedding reception. You know, for that wedding I never gave you guys because I didn't think I'd be able to deliver...
“Hmm, I would recommend Twilight first Alexander,” suggested Princess Luna.
“What?”
“She possesses far better childbearing hips than Rainbow Dash.” As soon as she saw how I was staring at her, she slammed her drink on the bar. “I have not been looking at your wife that way!”
“Uh huh,” I replied dryly.
“Tis in the way she carries herself, your instincts must sharpen if you wish to survive among twice the pheromones dancing in your nose whenever at home. I mean no offense, but your former body was not sensitive enough to act upon a mare’s body language lest it be akin to a hoof across your face.”
I hesitated before delivering any form of rebuttal. “Princess Luna, are you safe to fly home?”
“We have a chariot and those willing to escort us home for foolish things like mere intoxication!”
I shook my head. Princess Celestia, I am so happy I’m not your sister’s keeper.
I slipped out of my seat at the bar and mentioned to the bartender to cut the lunar diarch off for her own safety before returning to Twilight’s and Dashie’s side. An all expense paid week in Hayvanna with just the three of us would certainly prove the validity of Princess Luna’s intoxicated observation if nothing else.
Finding this makes me think about some stuff. Important fiction stuff. You know what that means right?
Fimfiction has been renewed!
No promises for stories outside of the Ponies On series though...