Here's the sitch. · 1:58am May 10th, 2014
So, I have to take a dump. But I'll explain that later.
Sooooo, here's some newsy news for your side head holes. The exact device that I exclusively write on is a school designated iPad. I've had this iPad for about nine months or so and have grown fond of it. That being said, they're forcing me to give it up like that one scene from Fox & the Hound. This would normally be bad, because I only write during the day on my iPad. However, this will not hinder my ability to write what so ever. I have a perfectly good computer that I should be able to write with whenever I want.
What will hinder progress is the Grumpy I'm about to pinch off. I don't think you guys fully realize the power of my Turd Ferguson's. The sheer size of it dislocated some spinal disks, as well as cracked several of my ribs. Pregnant women feel sorry for me. And due to the future passing of my Cleveland Brown, it will hinder my writing abilities. If I have time to write, I will be using it to not sit on things. If I managed to make room in my schedule, I will pencil in dates in which to mozy through town like a cowboy. And If I cant sleep, I will be on my computer, googling why my hemorrhoids are telling me war stories.
In all seriousness, the iPad was my main escape from school. And writing was my escape from stupid iPad games. When I give up the iPad, It'll take slightly longer to make anything. Not too long, but noticeably long. I'm thinking a new chapter every other week, but that's just an estimate.
(BTW I am going to be making like 40 or so chapters for this story, so don't worry about this story not going anywhere. I have an incredible amount of story planned for this.)