Being a professional hitmare can be tiring. Everypony needs a break. Whitewash prefers to spend her R&R time seducing young stallions at the local bar, before taking them home for the night.
I saw this post from Blue Breeze and I told them I would share it, so here I am. Sharing it. Right here. Go take a look. Some poor bloke got kicked out of his house and needs some help. I would give money if I had a paypal... Or if my money wasn't all buried in my yard.
And now, the news! I have decided to not only work on Whitewash's Break Time, but I have also got plans for Whitewash: Merc with a Mouth, and Whitewash's Multiverse Maneia! I know, I know, you're all quite excited. Hell... there may even be time for a little zombies too! On a side note, don't feed the Yao Guai. And to close today's report,
Why? How? I'm confused. Why do people like my story so much? It's a stupid little thing I thought up while tipsy and horny. WHAT THE BUCK? Well... it's official. My co-author Alexander is pissed my one-chapter clop is doing better than his story. I guess that's something. XD