• Member Since 1st Apr, 2014
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The Derp


Just a girl who's writing stories for you when she's bored (Also I'm a freak for Hetalia so if you like Hetalia I'm your girl)

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  • 500 weeks
    Anyone Else In The Halloween Spirit Already?

    Holy crap I'm already pumped up for Halloween if you haven't noticed I changed my avatar to a Halloween Derpy I'll have to say Halloween is one of my favorite holidays and I know I'm to old for Trick or Treating but still handing out candy in cute costumes is awesome. I love the scary feel of Halloween, and you probably stopped reading this haven't you. I just want to know if you guys are ready

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    4 comments · 301 views
  • 514 weeks
    Holy Shiz 500+ story views already?

    I wanna thank you for 500+ story views I mean srsly this is amazing! I never knew I could go so far in a couple months! Thank you thank you again and thank you :3

    1 comments · 270 views
  • 518 weeks
    WHERE DID MY DERPY GO!!!!

    So for my personal banner I have Derpy with a gray backrgound (not to be confused with the Derpy and Rainbow Dash Banner) But today when I came on it was different when I tried to find it it wasn't there. WHAT IS GOING ON if you know please tell me.

    0 comments · 263 views
  • 520 weeks
    So I'll Be gone...

    Well guys I'll be going to Europe for 3 months on June 1st. Sooooo I won't post chapter till I get back sorry sorry don't hurt me but of course then I'll post as many chapters as I can thanks for reading love you all BAIIII!!!!

    4 comments · 334 views
  • 521 weeks
    MY STORY WAS APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!

    Approved Approved my first story was approved YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYA
    Here it is

    48 comments · 422 views
Apr
28th
2014

MY STORY WAS APPROVED!!!!!!!!!! · 1:02am Apr 28th, 2014

Approved Approved my first story was approved YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYA
Here it is

Report The Derp · 422 views · Story: The Past I Once Lived ·
Comments ( 48 )

Congratulations! I'll start reading immediately!:rainbowwild:

2055170 Shaka Shaka still happy:pinkiehappy:

2055182 I like you you funny and weird like me:pinkiehappy:

2055185 *looks into distance* it is true * sheds single tear*

2055199 *sigh* did I mention random

2055201 I think you did * grass explodes in background *

2059472 Lol *turns around to no one* I like this guy:derpytongue2:

2059496 hey look a don't press this button button. * looks around and sees no one. * presses button.

2059506 *explosions* Great what did you do this time

2059513 *leans on wall trying to be cool* psssh oh ya know the usuall. Not explosions.

2059538 *sarcastic voice* suuuuuuure

2059542 * fumbles on wall and starts a sprint away*

Comment posted by The Derp deleted Apr 29th, 2014

2059548 I'M A FAST RUNNER YOU GET BACK HERE *runs after you* I WAS IN TRACK AND FIELD FOR 3 YEARS

2059570 nope nope nope* runs around corner* ha ha never catch me now * drives off on motorcycle*

2059587 Oh really now *gets on my motorcycle* catches up to you at a red light and grabs you by the shirt

Comment posted by The Derp deleted Apr 30th, 2014

2059594
2059594 *tries to get away but I fall on my face

2059678 and I thought was the clumsy one *picks you up and walks back to house while holding onto your arm* don't press buttons that your not supposed to press

2059685 * reaches into pocket and pulls out the button " NEVER * presses button

2062010 *explosions* GAWD DANGIT COME ON:flutterrage:

2062750 was not my fault * spontaneously starts floating away *

2063070 *gasp*:pinkiegasp: YOU FIEND YOU DIN"T TELL ME YOU WERE A GHOST:flutterrage:

2063072 I am not * points up* there are thousands of balloons!

2063117 Wha- WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOUGHS:pinkiegasp:

2063118 they were never there, balloons don't exist. See I'm on the ground any you're dreaming.

2063126 *wakes up* I just had the weirdest dream

2063132 no you didn't the dream was a dream. You're outside * phone box rings*

2065123 *picks up phone* HEY I'M IN A TARDIS! WHO ARE YOU?!

2065167 it's me and you are a griffon

Comment posted by The Derp deleted May 1st, 2014

2065310 NOOO I WANNA BE A UNICORN:fluttercry:

2065584 fine you're a griffon with a horn

2065842 *sigh* close enough WHAT DO YOU WANT

2065844 to be powerful * the floor turns into do not press buttons*. Teehee catch me if you can

2065871 YOU SON OF A... GET BACK HERE *runs after you*

2065872 oh no you're catching up I'll just have to jump into this convienyent pool of buttons

2065989 NOOOO FINE *jumps in* I'll get you

2065992 never * flailing pushing all of the buttons

2066004 Oh no you didn't

2066521 haha to late I just pressed the last button

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