Brony2893 coerced me into doing this 50 question thing. · 2:53am Apr 9th, 2014
I didn't really want to do this blog considering I have so few followers and such, and I didn't expect much of a response, but after recent threats to break my legs, I've decided to change my mind. So here, have a blog about me, brought to you by the fear inspiring Brony2893.
1. What is your first name:
Ezekael.
2. How old are you:
Ancient.
3. What country are you from:
USA
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable:
No pictures for you!
That said, I've been told I have a slightly feminine figure. I'm average height, slim and... Well, yeah. Slim. Really, really thin. Like thin enough to blow away in a gentle breeze or fall through the cracks in the floor.
5. What do you wish you looked like:
I dunno, either my OC or, human-wise, just a bit taller, more attractive?
6. How did you come across My Little Pony:
Saw it on TV a while after it started while browsing channels. Was curious, watched it, boom. Goodbye Star Fox fanficiton, hello MLP fanfiction.
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why:
I'm not a huge shipper, to be honest, so I have no specific favorites. I can buy any ship so long as it's played out in a believable way.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why:
Any Minmatar Frigate, bar the Hound. They all look so dumb. 
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP:
Outside of Fimfiction? That's implying that I have a social life outside of Fimfiction. The only people I talk to outside of this website are people I met on this website. >_>
...Except my ex. I told her and she laughed at me, said that this generation of ponies was stupid. She then proceeded to watch it, fall in love with it, and now makes her boyfriend (Who eagerly states his dislike of me.) wear pony shirts and bugs him about it. This pleases me greatly. 
10. Were they a family member:
Thank Celestia, no, it never went that far. 
11. Favorite MLP Episode:
Don't think I have a particular favorite.
12. Who is your favorite superhero:
I don't really like any of the standard superhero stuff. Never appealed to me.
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero:
Refer to the above question.
14. Favorite supervillain:
Uhm... So I don't like the whole hero villain thing all that much, buuuuut... Scorpius. Not really a supervillain, but he was the antagonist for quite some time, and such.
If you know who this is, I'll love you forever.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Refer to the above.
16. What was the last book you read:
A Tale from Redwall: The Pearls of Lutra.
17. Last movie you watched:
Good grief I couldn't even tell you for sure. I've been on a Nicholas Cage movie binge so I could practice my Cage impression. Besides that, I think the last one I watched was The Crow.
18. What is your favorite song at the moment:
Can't really say for sure. Most of what I've been listening to lately is just made up of game soundtracks.
19. What song do you always come back to:
The Monster Hunter theme song, if that counts. Catchy as can be, and brings back a lot of good memories.
20. What is your current job:
I work in a library doing book things.
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future:
I want to write.
22. What is your dream job:
Writing or editing.
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement:
I managed to leave my little safety box and went out to another state, without much prior arangement, and attended Bronycon. I'm a terrible recluse and have an overwhelming social anxiety. To be honest, that's the most incredible thing I've ever done.
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure:
Just ruined a lot of good things I had with stupid decisions.
25. Do you have any pets:
I have a dog I named after a porn star. She's a silver dapple, miniature, long-haired dauchshund, and I love her so.
26. What is your dream pet:
Dragon would be cool. Or a giant talking winged unicorn that can smite my enemies with a single thought.
27. Do you own any weapons:
Several. I have a handful of [Redacted], various [Redacted] and even a [Redacted]. Jealous?
28. Is there a gun you really want:
Is there a gun that can make me a sandwich, listen to me complain about my lack of a love life while also rubbing my feet and playing soothing tunes? If so, I want that one.
29. What Religion are you:
[Redacted]
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be:
Oh, shoot, I dunno. The generic Lauren Faust answer would be most fitting, or perhaps Andrea Libman. Though I'd never actually want to meet them, I'm way too shy. It'd be better to avoid it at all costs. >_>
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be:
[Redacted], because I'd love to just wrap my hands around his scrawny neck and [Redacted] because [Redacted].
[Redacted].
32. Are you political:
[Redacted]
33. Are you married:
Eenope.
34. Do you have a special somepony:
I wish. I do have a Spitfire plushie to snuggle with, though. >_>
35. Have a crush on anyone:
Besides Spitfire, Luna, Daring Do, Octavia and Derpy? Erh, yes, I do.
36. Care to explain:
I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
...No, I don't.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive:
Personally? Not at all. I'm far too thin and just... No. No, I don't.
I've been told I have nice hips, though.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be:
Refer to question number 30.
39. Who is your favorite pony:
Everypony. I find that almost every one of them has a certain something that I can relate to. The rest are just cute and/or visually appealing in some way or another.
If I had to pick a few? Spitfire, Luna, Daring Do, Octavia and Derpy.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share:
I like being the one who's held while spooning?
...None that I'd like to share, no.
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s):
I have a few private pieces, but besides those, A Goddess' Sorrow is kinda sorta pretty nice.
42. Are you a virgin:
Pfffft. Eenope.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about:
Bronycon. Did some things with a female. Also, [Redacted].
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about:
There's a long, long list of things I've done that were both crazy and regrettable.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind:
A few, yeah, but they're all pretty tame. I like knee-high socks, oral and anal, and a female with a nice athletic, toned figure.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish:
Not really, no.
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories:
I don't read all that much, so there's not many.
48. Favorite Quote:
Oh god, I have a whole list of these I've worked on for quite a while, with the help of Brony2893.
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them:
Yeah, regrettably.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly:
Eeyup.
Also,
You're only 18 days older than me
Brofist. I've been stuck on a Molgera Battle Theme binge for something like 3 weeks.
I wish I could follow you again...
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Because we're both ancient. Don't deny it, Ed.
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Wheeee~
Moar Redwall fans always make me happy.