GREEN TEXT! · 12:55pm Apr 8th, 2014
>be me
>be home alone
>get big fucking bowl of ice cream
>room is upstairs
>excited to start working on stories today
>run up stairs
>trip on top step
>ohfuck.jpg
>catch yourself, sacrificing ice cream
>bowl lands
>doesn't break
>doesn't spill
>ice cream saved
>spoon lands in ice cream
>fuckyeah.jpg
Life at that very moment told you that you deserve icecream.