I totally did not steal this from Scootareader · 1:01am Apr 8th, 2014

1. What's your name?

Josh.

2. How old are you?

24.

3. What country do you live in?

Jesusland aka America

4. What do you look like?

5. Who do you wish you looked like?

6. How did you come across MLP?

I asked a brony on Deviantart why they liked the show so much. He gave the usual spiel- good animation, pop culture references, good writing, etc. He then gave me a link to the pilot episode. I watched it, and Hasbro's mind control ray did its work on my brain, turning me into yet another cartoon horse fanatic.

7. Favourite Ship and Why?

Spike/Rarity. 'Cuz it's cute

8. Least favorite ship?

Anything with incest or underage characters. That just ain't right.

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?

Countless times.

10. Were they family?

Some of them were family. Some were friends. Some were random people on the street.

11. Favorite Episode?

Season 4 episode 1

12. Favorite superhero?

Superman. I grew up with the guy.

13. Fave Anti-hero?

I dunno.

14. Fave Supervillain?

Darkseid. He scares the crap out of me.

15. Fave antivillain?

I dunno

16. The last book you read?

Murray Leinster's The Wailing Asteroid

17. Last movie you watched?

The Lego Movie

18. Favourite song at the moment?

19. Fave song you keep coming back to?

20. Current job?

Unemployed. I do make some money selling gun parts online.

21. What's your ideal future job?

Published author.

22. Dream job?

Ditto

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?

Building a marshmallow air cannon for my 10th grade science fair. That was cool.

24. Greatest Failure?

My first few quarters at college.

25. Do you have pets?

No.

26. What's your dream pet?

I'd call him "Rex".

27. Any weapons you own?

Nothing much. Just a Ruger .22 hunting rifle and a cheap .22 revolver

28. Any gun you want?

Colt 1911. Best. Gun. Ever.

29. What religion are you?

Christian.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day?

John Steinbeck.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?

My Grandmother

32. Are you political?

Sorta. I donate to the Sierra Club, I sign online petitions, and I vote.

33. Are you married?

No.

34. Do you have a special somepony?

I don't date outside my species.

35. Do you have a crush?

Not at the moment.

36. Care to explain?

I'm not what you would call a "ladies man".

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

Kinda. Sorta. Maybe.

38. If you could hang with any living person?

Morgan Freeman 'cuz why not?

39. Favorite Pony?

Twilight Sparkle. We have a lot in common.

40. Any embarrassing secrets?

I'm sorta kinda attracted to Twilight Sparkle. Kill me.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

I've done plenty of writing. One fic I'm particularly proud of is my sadfic "Heal My Wounds." I feel that it proves that I can write more than just darkfics or comedy.

42. Are you a virgin?

Yes. Most likely I'll stay that way.

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?

Jumped off a small cliff into a lake. Most fun I ever had.

44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?

Back in high school, I volunteered to lead the school in the Pledge of Allegiance. As a joke, I replaced "....with liberty and justice for all." with with "....with liberachi and puffed rice for all."

Not one of my proudest moments.

45. Do you have a fetish?

I'm...a macrophile

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

Immensely

47. Fave FIM stories?

Jorofrarie's "The Void." What can I say? I have a thing for sadfics.

48. Fave quote?

"...In the end, it's never just the light you need. When balance slays the demon you'll find peace"

-Old Gods of Asgard, "Balance Slays the Demon".

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

Not that I know of.