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Derek Watterson


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Mar
6th
2014

RANDOM SKYPE TOMFOOLERY! · 1:52am Mar 6th, 2014

[3/1/2014 1:08:23 PM] Ghost: How to find a CHEAP Legend of Zelda Gold NES cartridge...1. Look for Flee Markets 2. Find one hosted at a school 3. Look for a vendor in the middle of the market 4. Buy it
[3/1/2014 1:08:33 PM] Ghost: That is how I got mine
[3/1/2014 1:08:35 PM] Alex: Dildo
[3/1/2014 1:09:14 PM] Tal Takato: strap on
[3/1/2014 1:09:26 PM] Ghost: Iforehead
[3/1/2014 1:09:43 PM] Alex: Penis Joke.
[3/1/2014 1:10:06 PM] Ghost: Latex forehead strap-on battle
[3/1/2014 1:10:33 PM] Alex: Insert Vagina Joke. Oh wait.
[3/1/2014 1:10:39 PM] Gothmor: aaahhh yeah baby!
[3/1/2014 1:10:45 PM] Tal Takato: Why are we listing sex toys
[3/1/2014 1:10:57 PM] Gothmor: because onaholes
[3/1/2014 1:11:01 PM] Dragon Slayer Ace: because we are us
[3/1/2014 1:11:17 PM] Gothmor: except us
[3/1/2014 1:11:35 PM] Ghost: Why is it that when I put something about nintendo gold cartridges everyone begins to write?
[3/1/2014 1:18:32 PM] Alex: Freshman 15?
[3/1/2014 1:18:49 PM] Gothmor: yeah they actually exist
[3/1/2014 1:19:00 PM] Gothmor: though its not neccasarily 15
[3/1/2014 1:19:16 PM] Alex: No, 15 is the bare minimum to the challenge
[3/1/2014 1:19:39 PM] Gothmor: huh?
[3/1/2014 1:19:51 PM] Gothmor: putting on 15 pounds aint hard
[3/1/2014 1:20:06 PM] Gothmor: especially not with the crap they serve
[3/1/2014 1:23:45 PM] Alex: HOLY SHEEET
[3/1/2014 1:27:42 PM] Alex: HOLY SHEEET
[3/1/2014 1:28:22 PM] Ghost: HOLY!!! Your not Catholic
[3/1/2014 1:28:29 PM] Alex: SHHEEET
[3/1/2014 1:33:30 PM] Ghost: Tal is our only hope the Ostridge is rustling his feathers
[3/1/2014 1:34:06 PM] Alex: BABBY'S PLZ TAL IS THE BIGGEST OF PANSYKIND
[3/1/2014 1:35:03 PM] Ghost: No Shadow of Israphael References
[3/1/2014 1:35:30 PM] Alex: thats a reference?
[3/1/2014 1:35:45 PM] Alex: HOLY SHEEET IM FRIGGIN PHYSCHE
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Inserting Link so you know what we're talkin about for a few seconds before it degrades in madness again...
[3/4/2014 10:11:31 PM] Alex: LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!1!
[3/4/2014 10:11:39 PM] Tal Takato: YEAHH!!!!!
[3/4/2014 10:11:48 PM] Alex: JOIN THE GUILD OF BALLSDEEP69!
[3/4/2014 10:12:26 PM] Gothmor: taking forever to load. fucking A man
[3/4/2014 10:12:36 PM] Tal Takato: WHAT?
[3/4/2014 10:13:01 PM] Gothmor: pictures take forever to load over skype
[3/4/2014 10:13:07 PM] Tal Takato: k
[3/4/2014 10:14:18 PM] Gothmor: saved it, i regret it cuz i dont now what the fuck that is
[3/4/2014 10:14:29 PM] Tal Takato: SAO abridged
[3/4/2014 10:14:39 PM] Alex: Change all your profile pictures to that shit, even skype!
[3/4/2014 10:15:03 PM] Tal Takato: we did it. CONFORM TO OUR STANDARDS.
[3/4/2014 10:15:12 PM] Alex: THIS IS OUR DOING!
[3/4/2014 10:15:21 PM] Gothmor: SOA?
[3/4/2014 10:15:34 PM] Tal Takato: Sword art online
[3/4/2014 10:15:36 PM] Alex: WE BEGIN THE LEGENDARY MEME REVOLUTION OF BALLSDEEP69!
[3/4/2014 10:16:22 PM] Gothmor: No, fuck that noise, I'm Lord Gothmor. I conform for no man
[3/4/2014 10:16:33 PM] Alex: Join or Die
[3/4/2014 10:16:39 PM] Alex: DUN DUN DUN
[3/4/2014 10:16:48 PM] Gothmor: I call bullshit
[3/4/2014 10:17:06 PM] Alex: BallsDeep69 will rule!
[3/4/2014 10:17:12 PM] Alex: RULE ALL
[3/4/2014 10:17:14 PM] Tal Takato: the internet
[3/4/2014 10:17:30 PM] Gothmor: I am the lord of my own domain
[3/4/2014 10:17:37 PM] Gothmor: DEAL WITH IT!
[3/4/2014 10:17:39 PM] Alex: But this is the internet
[3/4/2014 10:18:07 PM] Tal Takato: He who rules the intenet rules all.
[3/4/2014 10:18:13 PM] Tal Takato: except china
[3/4/2014 10:18:26 PM] Alex: and North Korea
[3/4/2014 10:18:42 PM] Gothmor: Tal, Please recall and remind the others just how difficult it can be to get me to do something i dont want to.
[3/4/2014 10:19:00 PM] Alex: Egging?
[3/4/2014 10:19:23 PM] Tal Takato: it's just us two and we're just fuckin with yah
[3/4/2014 10:20:27 PM] Gothmor: especially when some of the factors included are 1). I already like my profile picture 2). I have no fucking clue what the meme is 3). Im just being too fucking lazy
[3/4/2014 10:20:44 PM] Gothmor: and i saw your message but i wanted to finish typing mine
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[4:01:01 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: fucking kill me!
[4:01:22 PM] Alex: Stab
[4:01:27 PM] Dragon Slayer Ace: ((ninja))
[4:01:32 PM] Alex: Stab
[4:01:36 PM] Alex: Stabby
[4:01:42 PM] Alex: McStaberson
[4:01:59 PM] Alex: Sir KnifeToTheGut!
[4:02:52 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: ok
[4:04:31 PM] Alex: I need to write a song for that...
[4:04:35 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:04:40 PM] Alex: yush
[4:04:56 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:05:00 PM] Alex: yes
[4:05:03 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:05:18 PM] Alex: like omg, totes
[4:06:37 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:06:58 PM] Alex: Join the crusade?
[4:07:07 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:07:15 PM] Gothmor: FUS RO DAH!!
[4:07:22 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: i'm leaving
[4:07:23 PM] Alex: PURPLE KITTENS
[4:07:28 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: fwoosh
[4:07:39 PM] Alex: AWAAAAAAAY!!!
[4:07:50 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: no
[4:07:56 PM] Alex: No?
[4:08:00 PM] Gothmor : BWAHAHAHAHZAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:08:13 PM] That One Guy I Hate...: I'm leafing *FWOOSH*
[4:08:24 PM] Alex: you turned into a leaf?
[4:08:26 PM] Gothmor : BURN ALL THE LEAFS
[4:08:50 PM] Gothmor: SHIT THAT WAS ALTE
[4:08:53 PM] Gothmor: LATE
[4:09:19 PM] Alex: FRIGGIN BALLS TO WALLS OF CANADADA!
[4:09:33 PM] Gothmor: EVERYONE GIVE A CHEER FOR PROCRASITINATION!
[4:10:04 PM] Alex: ALL THE proscration EVERYWHERE FOR all TO ENJOY!
[4:11:02 PM] Gothmor: ALL FOR PROCRASTINATION AND PROCRASTINATION FOR ALL!
[4:13:33 PM] Alex: HALEUJA!
[4:13:51 PM] Alex: IF THATS EVEN HOW ITS SPELT IN CHINESE!
[4:19:35 PM] Gothmor: NAK NAK NAK, YOU DONT SPEL IT THAT WAY IN CHINESE CUZ CHINESE USES DIFFERENT CHARACTERS
[4:27:37 PM] Alex: NARK NARK, NARKOLEPSIA, JUST LIKE PEPSI BUT WITH MAOR COMPLAINTEZ
[6:54:43 PM] Gothmor: We SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY POST THESE ON TUMBLR OR SOME SHIT.
[6:55:07 PM] Gothmor: I MIGHT DO THAT WITH EVERYONES PERMISSION
[6:56:24 PM] Alex: I AM PUTTING IT ALL OVER MY BLOG WITHOUT ANYONES PERMISSION, BECAUSE CHOO CHOO MOTHERCABOOSE!

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Comments ( 3 )

1899989 I don't know... but it happened and it glorious beyond belief...

Let the power of Sir KnifeToTheGut be with you.

~AnimatedGamer

By the way, just so everyone who reads this in the future (Like hell anyone will though), I am Alex, tis one of many names I have taken over the years!


~AnimatedGamer

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