Actual Epic Ultra Exciting News: Super Mega Arcade Action Pack Extravaganza Hardcore Addition Version 1.0 The Re-Imagined HD Collectors Vault Release.

With shiny new bicycle wheels.

*Cough*

So, the news; I got a new Desktop PC. You may be asking; "Whas tat mean fer us?"

Well my acting like a childish idiot friend, it means I'll finally have a decent and easy way to write with again; a frickin keyboard.

Not to mention I'll finally be able to make video's for my youtube channel.

All I have left to do is take my newly assembled PC back to Microcenter so that they can figure out why my drive wont work, and then, well, then I'm gold and happy as fuck with my $640 gaming and writing ready pc.

But wait, there's more!

This news update ain't done until I tell you about the actual work I've got done with my stories!

OH COME ON!? chapter two is still stuck at a hefty 8k word count, mainly because my other works are being reworked out the ass in order to not come out as metaphorical fecal matter, but also because I'm waiting till I get my keyboard to continue. Re-writing half the chapter more times than I care to count... 4.... I have come to the conclusion that my tablet is being a stupid fuck, and that the keyboard is my only hope.

Oh Bloody Hell... chapter two is a pleasant 1k word count, again, a re-write happened because fuck my tablet. Also, it's one of those things where I don't trust myself to write during a spree of the touch screen tapping.

ALL OTHER FICS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED IN OTHER BLOGS; Almost all of them are on hold. Three reasons why; 1) motivation is lacking currently. 2) I'm in the middle of a mass collab with four, and as soon as chapter two is started, eight other writers. 3) I'm working with Jesus! No, not that Jesus, the Bulgarian badass Jesus, otherwise known as the author of; The Cabal. We're in the middle of building a new and original verse, as of now only abreviated as AWB. It is super secret right now, so don't tell anybody.

Other reasons; I'm a high schooler who's only got one more year till graduation and then college, so my studies are important, cause I need that GPA of 3.5 or higher if I even want to attempt the college I want to attend.

On top of that, I have a job, needy friends, and a life in general.

However, A NEW PLAYER APPROACH'S!

I'm vent writing something even stupider than OH COME ON!?

Its called A Day In the Castle.

It's a oneshot.

A very stupid oneshot.

Something that people will try to beat out with more stupidity.

My goal with this oneshot is simple; I want to fulfill the title my fellow collaboraters haven given me, as PurpleCheeseWTF, aka PurpleeyesWTF 2.0 the less famous addition.

Last thing for this blog; I will update you of the status of my new Desktop tomorrow, after the guys at microcenter figure out what the fuck is wrong with it.

Bye for now my friends! Let the stupid consume your soul!

PS: No, I haven't play the Dead Rising 3 DLC, I just like the long title.