The HORROR the ABSOLUTE HORROR · 8:02pm Feb 16th, 2014
Equestria girls 2: Rainbow Rocks…
DAMN YOU SATAN! I mean HASBRO!
Really? I mean, REALLY?
Okay look, the EG Movie wasn’t really THAT bad if you manage to swerve your common sense car a lot to miss the 10 odd plot holes, but it wasn’t bad mainly because it was a stand alone work with a somewhat interesting villain in Sunset Shimmer as a somewhat selfish pony would become if she got thrown into a nice public high school (I’m pretty sure an average public HS would leave her a drug dealer and a bad one would end with Sunset getting the death sentence for being the multiple murderer it would turn her into the hell with the black magic crown) but now they’re making this…spawn of Satan?
What? Is Rainbow Dash the leader in the human world since Twilight (is she human Twilight or pony-turned human Twilight?) took forever to show up? If she is human Twi, then WTF IS SHE DOING WITH WINGS? YOU’RE NOT AN ALICORN, GET THOSE THINGS OFF!
Where the hell is Sunset Shimmer? I thought she was supposed to be the human world’s version of the nerdy one since the purple pony went back home. Did the school forgive her until the cops showed up and threw her away for terrorism? Good luck collecting the eidence FBI I don't think magic fireballs leave bomb residue or whatever.
The only thing that actually makes some since is their amalgam transformations! The impossible to do MAGIC makes more sense than EVERYTHING ELSE!
Except Vinyl getting pony parts…
This feels like one of those fake movies passively mentioned in a comedy for a joke, but its real. This is the pony equivalent of that Spaceballs 2 joke, The Search For More Money! Ugh, was the first one really SO popular that people demanded a second? I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I have a question for you: How can the human versions of her friends have wings if they too aren't ponies? Boy, you rant more than I do