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The Sexy Assistant


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Feb
15th
2014

Post 8 ~ February (Renovated as userpage storage) · 10:40pm Feb 15th, 2014



Let me explain this bit.
Whatever music your playing should go with one of these gifs and feel awesome.





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When I see shit profile pictures...

My opinion of reading...

How to be productive.

school life...

My objectives:

[x] - 1 watching
[x] - 10 watching
[x] - 50 watching
[x] - 100 watching
[x] - 150 watching
[x] - 200 watching
[ ] - 500 watching

[ ] - Publish a story on FimFiction
[ ] - 1,000 story views
[ ] - 100 likes on a story
[ ] - Get a favorite
[ ] - Get featured
[ ] - Cum inside Rainbow Dash

About:

I'm a girl, 17 and a passionate artist and fan of everything pony. I do occasional commissions and spend most of my days talking to people on here.

Mane Six...

























Vinyl Scratch is awesome...

More pics..?
















Stole this from Normal...















Pony faces...


There's too much internet for one person...




February - 18th

First of all, if you have never listened to the music collaborated under this user go forth and unto listen to aforementioned music!

Okay, next order of swagness. :rainbowkiss: I don't blog much anyway... so this is more for my pretty forum buddies. I'm going to be under the radar for a week because I have some examinations. Apparently I care about my future -- I'm not denying the fact you people may also have good intentions for the future (or may have already suceeded (failed) in your ambitions)-- and so exams must become my priority.

Now for the important part. DDcord, you know my login... so should I die of a stress attack or something feel free to fuck my user page like your on bull Viagra! :trollestia:

Anyway... I don't really have enough to say. When the exams are over there will be an extortionate amount of art, or at least some pretty stuffz. Thanks, Boss, for being a boss this last week. I'm sorry I haven't kept in contact with DDcord and Plum I still love you to!!! :heart:

EDIT: Thanks Mr.Shimmering Faggot for FUCKING MY ICKLE ANCILLARY IN THE VAGINA!!! :flutterrage: ... :trollestia:

Daz is all. I have a habit of saying zayzo... :ajsleepy: Outro music...

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-The Sexy Assistant-

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Comments ( 12 )

what about me?

I know how important exams are so good luck matey.

Hope to hear from Ancillary when you can as well?:raritywink:

1838573 *Edits* :derpytongue2:

They're mocks, but they're still important. :trixieshiftleft:

You're so impatient. You're a fucking adult! :rainbowhuh:

1838588 I joke I joke...

I know any exam is important so take your time, revise as hell and do your best, thats all anyone can ask of you...

I wish you the best of look

good luck on your exam but remember that ultimately all life is meaningless and we're all going to die

1838727 Thank you for that. I appreciate you're demure cynical remarks. :trollestia: It turns me on...

1838745 then i've done my job

I still feel da love, thanks for the heads up. I would've gone message crazy about you going AWOL.

1840709

I'm a book...seems about right. :pinkiecrazy:

1845786 I meant it in a positive way. :pinkiesad2: I just wanted to lick you that's all.

1845918

And I took no offence. :pinkiesmile:

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