May
11th
2012
it's official · 7:51am May 11th, 2012
i hope never to go to Equestria.
the ponies' constant disregard for the laws of nature, having heard the winter warp-up song offends me in ways I'm not quite sure of.
i find that i would hate to go there, if only for the reason that the world does not have any kind self-sustainability.
also i don't think they would like my constant bitching about my desire for a decent steak.
they would be like 'eating meat is so wrong.'
and my only response would be ' all this damn grains and fruits is making me fat and diabetic.'
and i doubt they know was diabetes was or would have with the treatment.
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leaderofstars · 545 views
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Meh it depends..... just don't eat to much fruit, and eat higher protien plants like legumes, soybean based things..... tofu..... uh....... cupcakes.....
109614
not a huge fan of what soybean products do to the male body
109629 Could just eat a lot of nuts.... and lets not forget clams......
109632
one: i'm already nuts
two: clams don't taste good
three: I'm not eating a pony, I'm just gonna kill and eat that plump tastey chicken
109634 For shame, scootaloo may look tasty by she is still a pony......
I say why not try and eat Cockatrice, or Manticore...... that and don't forget fish......
109637
in my defense all pegisi look like chickens to me
think fluttershy would like that? me eating a creature i just killed?
i know i could do it with a few traps but would she let me try to bag a 'core?
109638 What fluttershy doesn't know won't hurt her...... I bet the Mantiore tastes like beef, and the Cockatrice tastes like chicken.... granted its like half chicken anyway so......
109642
no the 'core would like lion-scorpion mix
and the cockatrice would taste like chicken-snake.
really i'll have to explain away the blood
109643 You fell down some stairs.... a long line of wooden stairs that happened to be sitting sideways in the forest.......
109646
one: need injuries to back that up
two: they'll get suspicious after a while
109648 Find a tree and throw yourself at it a few times, that and also eventually find a river you can clean yourself off in..... also wear very dark clothes.....
109649
fuck that. i'll bring the head of my latest kill and eat it in the middle of town
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109654 I'd rather just wear black clothes, and bath in some body of water..... and also maybe roll around in some fragrant flowers to cover up the smell of blood.....
109657
all that work to eat some meat?
i'll show them how little i care about them not respecting my dietary habits
109661 I may just eat shrimp..... mmmmmm grilled shrimp.... maybe they will think they are bugs..... technically they are more crustactiony but.... I wonder would they get angry if you at a crab....? Seafood anyone? Seapony anyone?
109662
i'm game for seapony.
deep-fryed with some ketchup
109666 I mean it doesn't seem like anyone else in equestria knows about them, so I don't think they will miss them to much...
109667
probably tastes like waterlogged pony
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109671
tons of yummy blubber and muscle. stopping cry little seapony. you're cooling the oil down.
109672 Maybe they would be considered as sea food......
109677
yum