*blasts Daft Punk* · 9:04pm Dec 31st, 2013
On a stormy Winter night, Rainbow Dash crashes into the library. She decides to stay the night, but the chilly weather leads her to teach Twilight the proper use of wings- cuddling, of course!
Also, 300+ views? I love you all :)
Wow
1671049 IT HAS NOW ESCALATED
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You deserve it Whereas my fanfiction continues to sit around in my notebook.
1671064 You should post it The only way you'll ever get popular is if you post stories
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I know, but it's so bad...
1671070 The way to improvement is through practice By getting constructive criticism, you'll learn where you're going wrong and how to fix it.
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I'm not getting any CC from anyone for a fic about rape, I'm sure.
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Yeah ...
Jllen's Writing Tips #1: Don't write rape
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Yeah. That's why I'm not posting it.
1671075 Write some fluffy shipping. People like fluffy shipping.
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I'm so bad at fluffy shipping
This is just a pointless rant about my failings as an author.
1671077 You don't fail
Write dark stuff. People like dark stuff. Or an epic novella about a growing relationship with lots of angst. You'd be good at that.
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Oh, I am very good at angst.
1671079 Then write angst! With shipping, because that's popular.
I'll help you. We can brainstorm. I am determined to make a pony writer out of you!
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Challenge accepted!
1671083 Alright! So, which shippings are good for angst? Make a list.
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Hmm...Post-Discorded Episodes shipping is good for angst.
1671087 Good! So, which characters interacted in the Return of Harmony in some way that could create friction between them?
No idea...Damn it I have to go.