Well, just found out i have a blog, yay. · 11:28am Dec 16th, 2013
Well, as the title says i now has the blog, today a blogpost, tomorrow the internet.
Anyway, just to grab some opinions if you may, i have an idea for another story.
No, i will not be starting a fourth until i finish one of my fics already in progress (Savior or Destroyer most likely))
However, i would like to write this idea down to keep it fresh, just a warning it is involving TCB but i must pont out THIS IS A SPOOF, HUMANITY ALL THE WAY!
So here's the idea:
The UIP department of security and intelligence pick up an unknown Inter-dimensional portal (Yes, my made up Empire is so OP they litterly conquered their entire universe so they then found a way to fuck with others, fun) and are a bit miffed. They assign a squad of five SPECTOR agents (Think heavily geneticly modifed black ops commandos, Nigel M Chalmers is one) led by the Nigelator himself. They use a subspace tunnal to take them to the source of the disturbance, arriving right in the middle of Celestia's throne room. Equestria has alreadly landed on Earth and begun to ponify (There was a delay in tracking down the location, a month sounds about right) the population, humanity putting up a stiff defense but they will soon be broken, mainly because of terrorist attacks by the PLR. The group of six soldiers arrive through a black portal infront of Celestia, right before Nigel greats her on behalve of the UIP.
He then, after exchanging greetings, inquires as to why Celestia decided she was able to travel to another dimension without the permission of the UIP (When you're a Space empire who can cross universes and utterly destroy galaxies you can be as big a dick as you want) as well as the fact that she did not fill out the proper paperwork to apply for a license. She also forgot to pay the toll, the most henious of crimes. Long story short, Celestia enquires what they are, Nigel says 'Humans'(Fuck yeah) Celly preaches about the wonders that ponification could bring Nigel, Nigel says that he already tried 'Ponifornication" in collage and it didn;t work out too well, Celestia orders him and his soldiers to be converted (One of which is named Spetlana, the russian hardarse from hell [in my universe Russia got given an entire galaxy, fun] who is almost as evil as Nigel) before the SPECTORS prove why you don't piss off commandos in power armour before they break out the castle, burn things on the way before meeting up with the local human military, opening a can of pain upon the ponies.
At the end, dispite the efforts of the SPECTORS it lookes like Celly is about to win, before the Dome of unfairness is shatted by antimatter cannon fire from the heavens, a group of UIP battleships desending upon the Planet (Yes, the UIP spaceships can operate in atmosphere, think like the clone acclimators from star wars 2), thousands of standard UIP troops dropping down from the heavens to conquer Equestria. A follow-up fic will focus on life in an Equestria occupied by the UIP and the diplomacy that happens between the UIP and the Earth. It will also focus on the UIP efforts to revert the effect of the potion, although i think i'll make it that they only revert the brainwashing, leaving millions of humans stuck in filty pony bodies. The UIP does its best to assist these poor souls, and thats all i got so far.
It's not even made yet and I'm already loving it.
You keep all this awesomeness up and I'll be forced to name my first born after you.
Though I have to admit, "Dropbear271 F. Sanchez" does have a nice ring to it.
Sounds awesome! Keep up the good work!
There's no such name in Russia. You must be thinking Svetlana.
Did I ever mention that I love you and I want to bear your children? It doesn't matter if we're both male, the science will find a way.
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That was a joke, you're supposed to laugh.
Also, please do a jab at Chatoyance. Pleeeeease-please-please-please.
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Yeah, sorry bout that, i kinda have a hard on for the Spetnaz, but i do think your name works better. As for the Chat thing, i'll have to find a way to incorperate it, maybe make a human PLR member who Nigel kills in a funny way.
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Also, UIP requires more Humongous Mecha. Just a cameo appearance will do. It will make UIP that much more awesome.
1616081 I laughed more at your profile pic then all 3 comedy fanfics I've read today.
