Dec
14th
2013
Fucking title placeholder. · 8:59am Dec 14th, 2013
Okay, after writing a sex scene involving Twilight's overextended rear vaginal wall literally being sucked far enough to para glide with... Anyways, I have come to terms with me getting to the pearly gates, St. Peters looking down at the long lists of shit I've done, only to see the shit I've written. I'm pretty sure I'm trying my best to just leave him speechless at this point.
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Prince Solstice · 341 views
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Solstice, my man!
.....
Okay. Okay. Okay. So...
Consider rhyming when you write your next poem. That'll be awesome.
1607805 Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Fuck this poetry sequence
It’s lame ass noobs.
I like to mend bad soles
and steal lines to make no sense
perhaps I am the walrus
as I laugh at my your expense
Natures first green is gold
a little frost on you
and something about ravens
to get a little Poe too
Adjective noun verb period.
sentence as it may
why is an adjective really a noun
Puns really make a day
ah the last stanza
finally an end
like us all
there is an end
1608502
That's better.
There are...no words...I think this'll give st. Peter that mindfuck.