Sorry sorry sorry sorry!

~crashes through tons of pots, pans and tables, falls over and smashes face against desk~

I'M HERE! I'M ALIVE! PLEASE LISTEN!

~gets everything in order~
I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a while, I know it sucks that you have to wait but without going into too much detail let's just say I've had some..... Difficulty trying to get this next chapter out. I won't bore you all with the details, just know that I will try as hard as I can to get it out before Christmas... Failing that I'll try before New Years.

I'm really sorry that I'm making you all wait but the waves the populate the ocean of my life are kicking the ever-loving CRAP out of my ship.
Sorry sorry sorry! I'll speed up and get it out soon as I can!!!!!!!!!