*Le gasp* One Hundred Followers? · 2:31pm Dec 13th, 2013
I can't really believe it. You people actually enjoy my writing!
There must be something seriously wrong with all of you.
But really, I never expected to get much recognition. At all.
In all honesty, I expected to get down-voted into the depths of hell, never to return; but enough about that.
You guys are making me cry... Not really, but I'm definitely getting emotional. Thanks a lot, now I have to figure out how to explain this to my family.
I love all you guys in a completely non-romantic, platonic way.
NO! STOP. Get that out of your head right now.
I said stop it!
...Whatever.
Anyways... I will do my best to continue to supply you with quality work. I shall not fail you!
Have some more awesome pony! Because Awesome!
Couple very important things about me:
1) I'm a guy.
Never really told anyone on the site yet... Not quite sure why, but it just hasn't come up.
2) Derpy is my favorite pony (bet you couldn't tell).
Yes cry so I can lick your tears
I have a simple answer to your disbelief:
You are clearly a cat
that's addicted to muffins. 
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Your blog posts are very interesting.
Congratulations, mate! Here's to five hundred more.
To Nightwolf's followers! Have a happybomb!
Hmm... There's something missing...
Oh. Right.
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TASTE THE POWER OF DA MUFFIN LAUNCHER!!!
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Thanks!
Five hundred more?
Yesssss...
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Yay!
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The Muffin Launcher...
I like you for your grammar and your ability to help others, but your stories never had once caught my eye, sorry.
Only one story I bothered was your most famous one about Rainbow Dash and a ball of yarn. Besides the fact that I haven't read it yet. I still haven't considered the other ones at all.
All the best.
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Really? None of my stories?
Awwwwwww...
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Yeah, uh, sorry to burst your bubble.
I'll quote on quote the most famous line between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Ironic in a sense
You would be surprised how fast you grow after just one hour in the feature box.
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Yeah... "I'm a Cat!" gave me forty-something followers all by itself.
1611493 Gotta love it... when it happens to you
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Apparently, I did something new and fresh, and people liked it.
(I mean really, who even tries to write first person three year old?)
1611508 I wish I could say I did, but Dinky is like... seven.
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But only slightly less adorable.