Day 2, and still no sign... · 5:21am Dec 9th, 2013
FIMFiction is so far one of the nicest places I've carried my search to. That last place I went, some convention in Massachusetts? They kept asking if I wanted a jacket against the cold, but i said no, because it had too many buckles. They then chased me all the way to the airport.
After sneaking into an airplane's footlocker, I found myself bound for larger events. I woke up out of my low-pressure-induced coma in the sunny South Africa! It was raining like a blonde meeting a millionaire. Either way, I thought, 'Maybe Alice likes chocolate over milk?' and set about searching the annoyingness that is Pretoria. After a while I came upon this large compound that looked just the sort of place an Alice would hide. I snuck in through the cow door (Like a cat door, but, y'know, cows, cuz Africa) and began my search. Note any people visiting, avoid the beer, it may just be battery acid. So you think I found Alice? not a a snowballs chance in a pizza oven...mmmmm, pizza. Anyway, all I managed to do was scare this old guy and his family really badly, so I ran away. Once I escaped the vicious guard cows, I found my way back to the airport and bought my way onto a plane with some bodily fluids. Hopefully there won't be any Random Dents after this...
So as I lie here, curled up in my newspaper blanket, I can't help but wonder if...
...hang on, why is this Mandela guy in the paper look so familiar?
Lol man, your delightfully mad.
Also R.I.P Nelson Mandela, who knows, he might have known alice...
1590133 Madness is scientifically proven to attract Alices!
And I'll be blogging every day like this. HAH! ALICE, I IZ WAITING!!