Ohhhh, I see. You don't want to party, you want to PAAAR-TAY!

I just cracked open my first hard cider of the night. That's how last Saturday started too. Innocently posting comments under the influence of some equally innocent hard cider.

I blame you all, but it is a special, loving blame.

There are 8 more ciders in the fridge.

Fig 1: Me, figuratively.

There's also two-thirds of a bottle of whiskey, about a bottle of cognac, two half-bottles of local grape brandy, a quarter bottle of rum, and a quarter bottle of calvados available to call on. Not that I need all that for the fic, but once you get locked into a serious alcohol collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Fig 2: There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible on the whole internet than a ficcer in the depths of a liquor binge, and I know I'll get into that rotten stuff soon enough.

So yeah, let me finish a couple of these, and then we'll see where this goes.

Fig 3: What happens on Fimfiction stays on Fimfiction, right guys? ...right?

Comments

[device heretic]

HARD CIDER!?

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JORDANIS YOU HAVE THE BEST BOOZE

LET'S OWE EACH OTHER A BUNCH OF DRINKS AND BURN OREGON TO THE GROUND

[Jordanis]

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This, my dear, sweet device, is because Oregon has the best fucking booze in the country.

Cider two is nearly gone. Will upgrade to whiskey after this. It's like engaging the second stage on rocket.