To the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence"

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Hello, Dragon, my old friend,
It's time to use you once again
Because the Icy Hot is not taking,
And the swelling's increased its aching,
And ideas that are firmly in my brain
Still remain
But now the keyboard's silent

Remember 'bout this time last year?
When my writing stopped at the pier?
'Cause my left arm very much got sprained?
And trying to use it caused far too much pain?
Well, if you thought that was certainly a crime...
..It's the right this time!
So keyboards must be silent

But on the internet I saw,
Hundreds of readers, maybe more
People wanting C&M updates
And readers pondering on DJ's fate
Folks now asking 'bout the launch of Razorblade Angel
(What the hell?)
And none of you are silent

"Guys", said I, "You do not know
How much this hurts, and thus and so
My right arm is almost immobile
And not writing makes me feel like hell"
But your words, like sheets of raindrops fell,
Clear as a bell
A din breaking the silence

Now at the bedside desk I made
Where I'll verbally ply my trade,
And as words flash on the screen, a warning
Dragon's spellcheck is like broken Corning
And someone will comment, "That homophone is multiply misspelled -
It makes me yell"
Take heed: the keyboard's silent!

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[BlueBastard]

Just to help relieve the deluge of stuff probably headed Shin's way, if anybody needs to have questions about the AAG-verse answered directly, please contact me or Cody Fett as we'll be able to respond to the best of our ability in a much shorter timeframe than Shin.