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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell Joined 14th Jul, 2013 · Offline

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    Mr.Inconspicuo

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    If there's a stairway to heaven,

    how do cripples get in?

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Oct
3rd
2013

If there's a stairway to heaven, · 9:17pm Oct 3rd, 2013

how do cripples get in?

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Comments ( 5 )
2D
2D #1 · Oct 3rd, 2013 · · ·
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It's actually an escalator.

CanterlotGuardian
CanterlotGuardian #2 · Oct 3rd, 2013 · · ·
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1392760
escalators don't allow for wheelchair access

Good Christian Ethesto
Good Christian Ethesto #3 · Oct 3rd, 2013 · · ·
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If God cared about cripples, he wouldn't have crippled them in the first place.

2D
2D #5 · Oct 5th, 2013 · · ·
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1392776

A man can dream.

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