They'll have to spend the next few days giving the same shitty speech they give in every other country, only changing a few words and locations and changing their baby's nappy every day when all they want to do is find a decent hotel to fuck each other's brains out in while all the tabloids discuss what condoms they'd use.
I have spent the last seven internet-free days of my life on an adventure. A soul-searching adventure on which I became a completely different person, met a lot of new and different people and found out who I truly am.
1258617 I'm not a robot. 1258629 Watchu talkin bout, Willis? 1258645 Aye. They hurt like hell. 1258654 Michael Rosen will use his magical plums to win.
Are you a robot that is programmed to think it's not a robot?
Precisely how much penis?
Growing pains?
~Skeeter The Lurker
1258645 When you grow up you occasionally get these pains in your bones and it's bloody annoying
1258661
No shit.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Heyyo?
1258617 I'm not a robot.
1258629 Watchu talkin bout, Willis?
1258645 Aye. They hurt like hell.
1258654 Michael Rosen will use his magical plums to win.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
1258719 Twice. Once in 1875 and again in 1979.
1258733
Nigga, you forgot about that one time in 1692
1258740 Oh yeah, I also forgot that one time in 1983.
1258718
He wants to know how long your cock is m8.
1258822 Isn't it sort of illegal to ask a minor how big his cock is?
1258905
Not in America....for some reason.
1258912 Oh.
Five inches