A Message From Our Bestest Friend, Theater Critic · 8:10pm Aug 2nd, 2013
Was on Skype today, and after yelling at me to 'back off' (that's the pg version) and questioning my identity (even though my username is 'Windy Scamper'), he told me to send you guys a message in the form of a blog post.
Hello there. I am making a new OC that has nothing to do with Windwaker. Also, I was spying on you. [As in everyone on fimfiction who has interacted with him before.] I know everything that is happening.
Also, for those of who actually care, he doesn't have an alternate account, he just browses around anonymously and can't make comments and such. He still has 3 weeks and 2 days left in the ban.
In my other blog post, I found Dr. Whooves in Equestria Girls. I'm pretty sure everyone cares about that more.
(Please spread Theater's message to others, since not everyone is following me. I'm sure plenty of people would like me to tell him some things.)
3 more days...
Wow, that little fucking stalker. I bet he is watching me, here is a message to him. And tell him this.
Theater Critic, get over it, stop watching us like a hawk and stalking us. It's going to make you look like an ass. Just stop, that new OC I bet you will be leaked, and made trollfics on. So I am not saying stop writing, I believe anyone can get better. Try writing Slice Of Life fics with real characters. No clopfics. And you might earn some respect.
Hey, can you PM me what he was saying to you. I want to see how the little fucker disrespects people with that much guts to do so. I hope his mom finds his account and what he is doing. He needs a good smack to the face.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's "spying" on us. Yes, it's such a monumental feat to be able to browse a public website and see what people are saying out in the open. Truly we're dealing with a monumental intellect here. I guess we're going to have to start speaking in code if we want to keep these public messages private.
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1258918
Did you ever consider that maybe you deserve it?
Why should we care about a wittle thirteen year old stalking us? I just find this humerous, as usual.
If I could, I would post a picture of the Hiitachin Twins laughing their arses off.
1259351 Spy? He's no Spy.
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1258918 I'm sure SteamFluttershy does not care about your problems.
and to Theat's spying on me
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1259351
How in the heck, why would I deserve it?
I been nothing but nice to
ya butts
1259583
NOT FUNNY
1260294 I wasn't trying to be funny.
1260295
Your the freakin joker -_(\
Why are you even here, should you be kill batman or something? Not trying to troll this little 13 year old and his friends
1260302 I met him when I joined the church of Theater Critic. In a thread, I showed him pictures of Hitler like "how much did the holo caust?"
He got angry and told me to shut up. That's were it all began.
1260310 Don't bother using logic on it. He believes he's right because he doesn't use curse words.
1260310
Hmmm you showed him a really stupid Hilter picture, and that why we are here today... Sooo who else hate Theater?
-A 12 year old girl who cusses like is good thing
-A dumb bear
-A jerk, who has a good life, but trolls kids
-a movie review,
-a... Wheat monster? I dunno
-and the Joker..
Oh wow, welcome to the mind chuck
I need to make a moive about this, it would be like the like Tom and Jerry moive, but with more cussing and kids :D
1260069
Who the heck is that?
1260354 you forgot to mention a genderless all powerfull god who has an extreme fondness of bread in all of it's forms and a movie about a bunch of comments on the internet would be horrible.
1260364 The person you responded to in your deleted comment.
1260370
I did
1260371
Ok?
1260377 Yes.
1260292
You actually need to ask after all we've been through? Oh right, you've got Selective Reading Disorder which means you ignore stuff that you don't want to see.
And no, you haven't been "nothing but nice" to us. You've shown that you're a humorless little fag with low self esteem issues and take stuff way too seriously. Had you been "nothing but nice" you would have simply thanked us and went on your way, instead you drag these things out.
You really have nobody to blame but yourself.
1260391
Alright, you calling me those words I can't say out loud, telling some bullface lies so I'm just not going feed the troll anymore
But let's try doing something fun, I'm going to act very nice to you, like any normal kid/guy now a days should act... Starting now, and keep and mind, that I was acting like this in the start when we first meet.
1260391
If I had that, then why I'm reading that then, why I'm writing in complete sentences then? Get the right words and try one more time
Guys, break it up, okay? Umachan, don't yell at Starbot, because you know how Theater got the way he was?
Given it wasn't horrible, but people kept bringing up how bad his story was, and it was popular people as well. So he figured, "oh, being a butt makes me popular."
And he went evil.
I'm not saying I like TheaterCritic, but you and fiddlesworth feeding the flames and turning StarBot into one isn't the best move here.
1260354
Why am I not on that list?
1260445 Writing =/= Reading.
1260354
Actually Fiddlesworth has a +14 Int modifier which is really good.
1258060
yay
my best friend is almost back!
1260354
lol casul, what is your intelligence level?
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1260470
i have nothing against star bot, theatre is just my best friend! idk why star bot hates me cuz im making a troll fic about him though..
1260544
I didn't know you hate him too
1260354
*god* or also known as *the lord of all bread*
126047
Wait, these people are trying to make me upset, for nothing?
1260593
brah, why u hate me?
1260584
I Lied, it's 3 more weeks -_(\
Lord, I make the crappiest mistake
1260606
...well that's disappointing, ill just have to hold out for a bit longer, but brah..why u hate me?
1260593
Eh. I just want to be on this list~
Anyways he probably hates me, though I can't ever imagine why~
1260440
Doesn't work that way for two reasons.
The first is that you had to go and tell me that that's what you're planning to do. You see had you really wanted to do this you would simply have done it. Then I possibly would have gotten all confuzzled as to why you're treating me so nice all of a sudden and think that maybe I've judged you wrongly all this time, we'll hold hands, sing kumbaya and everybody would be happy. No, what you're doing now is you want me to be aware that this is your new tactic. And for that reason it will fail.
And secondly, you had to add this: 1260445
And follow it up with a trollestia emoticon.
And as my Lord of Bread has stated, writing is not the same thing as reading. You skip over parts that explain stuff, you glance at certain passages but pick out a single word that then defines the whole meaning of the sentence to you. And you're still doing it. So yeah, why not tell me again how it is you don't have Selective Reading Disorder?
1260470
It's your page ans since you're asking so (*ahem*) nicely, I'll abide by your rules but TC had issues a long time before he started writing and it's just that he's 13 now and getting all rebellious and stuff. Point is, he's a joke as is Starbit or Starbot, or Starbright or whatever his name might be that also goes for this whole little feud going down. None of this actually means anything to me and it's just a way to pass the time.
1260588
I hate you because
1. Friends don't do that, that called online bullying
2. I would love to be your friend, if you tell your other friends, to stop being jerks
1260614
...making a funny story about someone is a bad thing? well gee wiz sooorrry, and i only do what my great lord ershwin does sooo sorry if that somehow affects you in some way...
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^pic of people who are bestfriends4lyfe
1260612
Before I tell you why I don't have it, I want you tell me what there are.... Because I'm 100000% sure you don't know what it is.
1260620
WHY?!??!?!?!
But, ok...
*sigh*
Best friends 4 life...
-_(\
1260629
...he is the one who made it optional for me, a talking bear, to exist!
1260632
Drugs do that too, if you get the right stuff. Here come down this dark alleyway with me, let me show you what I mean~
1260635
the last guy who tried to mug me and my sidekicks got killed by a bunch of tap dancing zombies...
1260635
WHAT THE?!?!?
1260638
Oh no no! I wouldn't dream of mugging a fine bear like yourself. Now just come down this alleyway with me, trust me.
1260629 Dice