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Exelzior


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  • 395 weeks
    How to grow your dragon

    Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

    Step 1.
    Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

    Step 2.
    Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

    Step 3.

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  • 407 weeks
    Congratulations!

    I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
    I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.

    1 comments · 468 views
  • 423 weeks
    Sick sucks

    Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.

    I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.

    2 comments · 410 views
  • 424 weeks
    Every human-in-Equestria story

    Ever in the history of ever.

    Or is it just me?

    3 comments · 474 views
  • 424 weeks
    So, season 6 then.

    I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

    So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:

    So what do you people think?

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Jul
27th
2013

Okay, this is just ridiculous · 3:16pm Jul 27th, 2013

Yes, it is. I mean, I upload a multi part Epic (okay that was a lie) story that people barely read as my first fanfic. It gets about 16 likes over the course of, I dunno, months? Then I write a short clopfic over the course of an evening, upload it, and less than a day later it has over 500 views, 50 likes, and a truckload of comments (at least from my standpoint).

I guess it's true what they say, sex sells.

Oh, and, don't take this as a negative. The fact that people are actually Reading my stories is awesome, I just find it a Little odd/irritating that the only stuff that most people seems to be drawn to is the stuff that involves ponies having intercourse. But, if that's what the World wants, I guess I shouldn't fault it.

I just hope that my upcoming stuff manages to score similar numbers.

Take care.

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Comments ( 5 )

It is true. Sex sells. That is the downside to the writing fandom.:raritycry:

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Well, it's more a downside to all of humanity, I don't Think we can fault the bronies for it. They're just doing what everyone else is doing.:applejackunsure:

Not just sex. I wrote a BloombergXTom shipfic and it immediately surpassed everything else I had written at the time in terms of attention received. Trollfics and just plain stupid stories get a ridiculously good reception around here, it seems.

1243357 It's not just "around here" - I've got one of the most popular Mass Effect stories on fanfiction.net, and if you go by the summary, it's a crack-fic. Serious drama just doesn't appeal quite as well as humor and erotica. A catchy hook in the summary helps too.

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