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  • 259 weeks
    How to grow your dragon

    Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

    Step 1.
    Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

    Step 2.
    Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

    Step 3.

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  • 271 weeks
    Congratulations!

    I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
    I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.

    1 comments · 338 views
  • 287 weeks
    Sick sucks

    Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.

    I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.

    2 comments · 304 views
  • 288 weeks
    Every human-in-Equestria story

    Ever in the history of ever.

    Or is it just me?

    3 comments · 370 views
  • 288 weeks
    So, season 6 then.

    I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

    So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:

    So what do you people think?

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Sep
26th
2016

How to grow your dragon · 8:49pm Sep 26th, 2016

Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

Step 1.
Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

Step 2.
Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

Step 3.
Apply Bloodstoone scepter to baby dragon.

Step 4.
Enjoy your new, young adult dragon.

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