I Knew the Media was Dumb

But this is over the top. I don't live in Oakland, but I am in California and closer to Oakland than more. The news channel somehow got these names, called the NTSB and an intern there confirmed the names. Probably thought the news channel was a prank caller.

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[Terrifying Space Worm]

Damn. I did NOT expect this today, but all the same...

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Terry Approves!

[Fourpony]

1208604
What is that and WHY DID YOU KILL TWILIGHT?!

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208607
Oh no, i'm not dead. I like this tapeworm-thing now! Pretty cute.

Don't worry, I just ripped her from another dimension. I think I found out what happened to the Celestia in that dimension aswell...

(Search up 'Mapu' in the Users.)

[Fourpony]

1208611
Yeah, cause breaking out somepony's back, ripping their spine in two, then proceeding to punch through their ear would not cause enough trauma leading to death.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208617
Eh, nothing Resurrection spells can't fix.
Besides, explain how that Celestia is still remotely alive. (Mapu)

Euuurgh....

[Fourpony]

1208620
I would expect alicorns to give a flying fuck about being only bones. Though I recently reread parts of The Immortal Game, so alicorns can take an incredible amount of abuse.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208620
Besides, she thought she was high. We sorta used triple-strength painkillers.

By we, I mean I have another Twilight somewhere around here who helps me wi-

Experiments.

...Yeah.

Too bad her eyes are pitch-black.
(NEVER TARDY)

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208625
Very true.

[Fourpony]

1208626
Pitch black? That just means she has a much larger pupil than most. Just probably some form of mydriasis. Some stuff I have currently read about. Though, being infected with a tapeworm, a magical one at that, does not seem like the most prudent of plans.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208632
Look up the story 'Forever Faithful' on Fimfiction.

Pretty creepy. Uses the picture I was directing at you aswell.

[Fourpony]

1208636
I know, I read that months ago. I can't remember if it is on my Favorites or not.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208644
I like in-depth conversations. They make me feel like i'm not a loner.

What to talk about now, though...

[Fourpony]

1208654
Well, I fixed the discrepancy of not having Forever Faithful in my "Favorites".

Hmmm, and in depth conversation? Care to explain how Terry, formerly Larry, got thought up? We could possibly expand from there.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208674
Once upon a time, I was looking for a new profile picture. When I found the picture, I immediately used it. People started to notice. Thereafter, I made a blog.

'Larry The Tapeworm' came up in my head.

Then after thinking for a bit, I realized I could make a persona out of that.

That's why I exist!

Shutup Terry.

Anyways, after realizing Larry was a girl's name, I changed it to Clarry.

It sounded worse.

So, I had it changed to Terry a bit after. Well, after all the pony-cybering in the comments on my user page.

[Fourpony]

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I generally stay away from using gore pics as an avatar. Rather stick with the funny or cute. Also, Luna. Though my first profile pic was one of Twilight complaining about being in Ponyville. You know the scene, right after she leaves her first Pinkie Pie Party after arriving in town.

I never knew that Larry was a girl's name. I have only seen it used as a boys name, short for Lawrence. The only Terry I have known was gay, so, the name has odd connotations for me. Gilbert seems to be an only male name.

Terry, how do you feel about being thought into existence?

Wait, there is pony-cyber in your comments? Have not had that happen to me at all.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208709
It's not necessarily a go- yeah, it is. But it isn't NSFW though.

It's fine being thought into existence. It's not fine to be handpicked from that existence to be used in fetishes.

Hey, wait just a mi- ugh.

Anyways, just check through my comments list. It's better if you go to the beginning of the conversation with vengeful, so that you realized how sick some people truly are.

*Slowly pointing towards myself*

[Fourpony]

1208725
Haha, depends on your definition of gore. Blood, spine, tentacle creature through the ear. I think the spine is what makes it "gore" in my book.

Sooo, somepony is using you in their tentacle rape fantasies?
Looks like someone is in trouble.

Ugh, I am never gonna get packed up at this rate! Now to read through comments.
Edit: Ok, read through that. Looks like Larry (at the time) wanted to be used. No one put those words in her mouth.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208766
'Packed Up'?

Also, it wasn't tentacle-play... this time.

'Let Me Show You The Dance Of Mai People'

I'm not Irish, but Darcy sounds like an Irish name.

[Fourpony]

1208781
Naw, wasn't laughing that hard.

I have no idea what fetish covers a wolf fucking a tapeworn sticking out of the back of a pony.
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And what sort of dance might that be, pray tell?

Darcy does sound like an Irish name, though not so much if the name is given to a girl.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

(That wasn't Terry talking, it was a link. If you scrol lover it and it doesn't have an underline, your good to go.)

It's not much of a fetish really, it's just something that came up when I was bored.

I gladly participated in it though.

Jeezus, this is why I cry myself to sleep in the bathroom.

[Fourpony]

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You know, being colorblind makes it difficult to tell what is what. The green(?) text doesn't help.

It's not fine to be handpicked from that existence to be used in fetishes.

Now we art confused as to what Terry spoke of.

Cause your brain creates stories of a tapeworm having sex with a wolf? I think your head sounds like an adventure.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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Terry:Ah, sorry. Darcy's language rubbed off on me. I meant 'hoofpicked'.

Sorry, didn't know you were colorblind.

Terry:What I meant to say was 'Being ripped from another universe wasn't fun'.

[Fourpony]

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Ah, we now see what you speaketh of.

It is a non-issue. I have fun with it, everyone laughs. Hint, grass is really orange.

We can see how that would not be pleasant. How does it make you really feel?

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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(I still don't know if you're really colorblind. I feel like an idiot. )

Terry: It felt like my brain was being ripped out, replaced, and then ravaged by that worm-thing when I woke up. As our mind is one now, it thinks sexual thoughts all the time, it's getting creepy.

[Fourpony]

1208955
If any of those circles have numbers or letters, I can't see them.

So you were not a tapeworm to begin with? That does seem like quite the traumatic experience. Any plans on how to deal with your current situation?

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1208957
Erm, what do you mean by Circles?
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Terry: I've been dealing with it for a while. Crying myself to sleep and all that. Now, the effect has lessened though. Sadly, the worm is very persuasive though. Having to share the same brain doesn't help either.

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Nevermind.
So you can't see red or green unless it is a dark color?

[Fourpony]

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The dot pictures at the top of the page. I think they have numbers or something in them, that is usually what is there.

---

So you feel as if you are losing yourself to the desires of the worm who's body you now inhabit? Do you get any peace in your sleep? Does Twilight have any idea how to fix this?

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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(By you, I think you mean the Twilight with the worm, Terry? If so...)

Terry: No, I get sleep... it's just hard to hold back the urges. Clawing at me... I usually wake up with my hoof... y'know.

My heat was over a while ago... so that's the only reason that I can think of right now.

Darcy: I don't know how to fix this. She asks me to lock her door when she goes to bed. I'm fine with this, she has a bathroom connected to her bedroom, thankfully.

Sadly, I have to fix the door sometimes.

(I'm guessing you can't see any form of light green or light red. What type of colorblindness do you have? I might be able to work my way around it.)

[Fourpony]

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(Yes, the "you" is referring to the worm who has two minds in it, least that is the impression I got.)

---

So you feel as if this worm is affecting you on a baser level. Hmmm, this is most troubling. So the worm has greater influence when you are in heat. Have you possibly thought of removing the creature, or are you dependent upon it somehow.

---

(I am red-green colorblind. Greens are shifted more towards red, blues and purples look similar.)

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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Terry: I'm not sure if i'll survive without it. In truth, I have become attached to it, both ways. Every time I awake from my trance, the door to my room looks more broken than the last. In truth i'm afraid what will happen if I come in-contact with anyone during the 'phase'.

I never told you about the trance? My urges make me lose control, and I look for any way to stop the... 'burning'. You can tell what happens after that. Thankfully, my friends in this dimension are helping me get through it. Not in that way.

[Octavia Harmony]

As I read through the comments, I am overwhelmed with the feeling of confusion.

[Fourpony]

1209004
(Terry is the worm right? With two minds? Or is Terry the Twilight? I am confused)

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So you do not like this worm, yet are still emotionally attached to it. Can you imagine life without it though, the urges gone, the door remaining the same as it was the night before, not having to worry about the 'phase'?

Have you thought about just, I don't know, taping a vibrator up in there?

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1209012
You are not the only one, I am confused as to how this all started, but I am rolling with it.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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(Terry is Twilight with the worm, except Twilight's the one talking. She's not saying anything the worm is thinking though.)

Terry: I can imagine it, yet I just... know, that my life would be, shall I say boring, without it. I don't think that's the best idea. I'd probably break the damn thing in half. Even then, I don't want to crave more than I am already, because I bet the urge would worsen if it was pleased a bit more.

1209012
(I'm good at starting up conversations.)

[Fourpony]

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(You made it sound as if Terry was the worm, least in your blog post and page.)

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So, despite the discomfort, urges, feelings you don't want; you still feel as if this thing is important to you. Yet, all I have heard is you complain about your situation. Is there anything good that has come from this odd situation?

You think that maybe hormone treatments might help? I know they are new and experimental, but it is still something to try.

[Octavia Harmony]

1209045 I suppose that's always a good trait to have. You never know when you may make a new friend.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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Terry: The good thing about is that... it's like a companion. It understands when I talk to it, as if it was caring aswell. It sleeps, 'plays' as it were, and is pretty good at defending me.

I got attacked once, the worm was hiding under my coat. Alleyways aren't good shortcuts, as it were. I would've been dead, as being mugged at knifepoint isn't fun. Lil' guy popped out and saved me. Ever since then, it's felt like, part of the family.

I heard someone grew lumps on their chest from hormone therapy, he was nicknamed 'Meatloaf', I believe.

(There was actually a guy who grew boobs from hormone therapy named meatloaf.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1209075
I like it when people have common sense. That's why I follow people, usually. Stories don't define how people act.

[Octavia Harmony]

1209080 That's good reasoning. I suppose a story is supposed to be a step from reality, and it seems like authors try to not reflect their own personalities. What fun would a non- exuberant Pinkie be?!

Last night, after writing a chapter I realized I had put pretty much everything except dialogue into 3rd person. I have never felt so stupid writing something. Gah, that's what happens when you don't visualize yourself as the character, I suppose.

[Fourpony]

1209076
Defending you? But have you not lost control of your back legs due to it snapping you spine? it appears as if you see this as a symbiotic relationship and not parasitic

Are you not well versed in defending yourself from attackers? We had thought it was part of the common curriculum in schools. If this is not so, then I feel that schools are in need of a new class.

This is why you need to be careful. Going overboard with anything leads to problems.

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1209080
Who said I had common sense? I still don't know why you followed me.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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Terry:Oh, I think it moves my legs for me, as if it were attached to my nerves. Sadly, defending doesn't work when there's a knife to your throat. But knives don't work when there's a worm chomping down on your arm, I believe.

Terry: It is part of the curriculum in schools, but as I said, defending doesn't work if there's a knife to your throat. It also helps that it retracts its 'chompers' when it needs to, so I don't get anything else cut when it moves around.

(There are many reasons why I follow people. One of them is grammar: If you see 'oh hIa moy name iz cLarence', you can tell that they have bad grammar. That is not the only reason why I pick friends, though.)

[Fourpony]

1209108
So the thing is attached to your spine?
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That actually sounds quite terrifying. We do not see how a knife to ones throat and a tape worm chomping on an attackers arm would be any better than magic taking out the arm. We have found that, we mean, we have heard it is not too difficult to dislocate a shoulder or elbow.

It appears as if the schools need to have better observance of the types of attacks and ways in which to thwart them. When you say "moves around", is this under your skin? If so, I think I might be sick.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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Terry: I think it is attached to my spine, but detach when I for example; go to sleep. The pony who attacked me was an earth pony, so dislocating the shoulder wouldn't work. Also, It takes time to prep spells. Even in that fraction of a second, I could of been dead. The only way to disguise that is from the dark arts, and that is... well, highly illegal.

It isn't under my skin... but it's in my body. I was wearing a coat at the time either way, so as you can imagine.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1209135
Crap... I forgot about the body. I might have to go deal with that later. I hope it doesn't smell too bad...

[Fourpony]

1209135
This is probably one of the most disgusting things we have had to talk about, no offense. So, when you sleep you do not feel your legs and the worm has it's way with them? Also, what purpose would the worm have for making you desire intercourse?

We do not see why thy attacker being an earth pony changes anything. We have done much worse to earth ponies in our time. Though, that is a time in which we wish to forget. Under your skin, in your body, it is not staying in the large intestine like it should. I am come to the conclusion that whatever that worm is cannot be called a "tapeworm".

[Fourpony]

1209204
Just use fire, it takes care of bodies easily. Least, that is what we have heard.

[Terrifying Space Worm]

1209216
True. I've just decided to nickname it 'tapeworm', but now i'll just call it the worm. It is true that I could've done something during that 'scuffle', but that is in the past. I do not know the purpose for it to desire intercourse. It took me a while to come to this conclusion; some things are better left unknown.

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[Terrifying Space Worm]

1209216
Also, i'm able to hide the worm in public, due to my illusion spell. Don't want Fluttershy to try and 'heal' my back-wound. I'm not sure what to do about it, though. I'll have to fess up eventually.
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[Fourpony]

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We feel that knowing this might be prudent. The worm could have plans to possibly infect your friends. Would you like know that you had been the cause of such a terrible thing?

1209241
Uh, you're spine is sticking out. I am pretty sure that calls for surgery. Do you not fear the risk of infection? We art surprised you hath no bled out, a wound as grievous as thou would have left many a pony dead.
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[Terrifying Space Worm]

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In all honesty, it's not hiding, my illusion spell controls a wide radius around me. So, it hasn't attacked any of my friends, so I assume it knows 'good and bad'. I also don't think it can infect anyone, due to it being literally attached to me.

Funny thing is, my wound hasn't bled since. I'm not sure why, maybe another effect of the worm being there?

[Terrifying Space Worm]

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When should I show my friends what i've been hiding? They're starting to notice me acting unusually.encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQny4sAZJflT748FP85Uuuo0vILNmcAlczylYtctZtNTxE__huJ
After that, what then? They aren't just gonna brush it off. It confuses me.