Well, this is life for you... · 5:45am Jul 9th, 2013
Going to have to retract my previous post. May be loooong time before I produce anything, and that's because...
I've had a hell of a last 36 hours.
Bastards jacked my car from the street right in front of my house, removed the wheels, battery and stereo, scattered a bunch of trash all over the interior and dumped my beloved Honda in a ditch. Luckily, the car itself was recovered with little damage other than that. Unluckily, it still cost a helluva lot to fix. Repair prices total $1,200 and climbing, since they cut a bunch of wires in order to get to the battery more quickly. It could cost as much as another $200 to get her up and running again, and that's assuming they didn't do something like dump sugar in my gas tank. "Sugar in the gas tank?" you may ask. "Do you really think they would do something that assholerific?"
Well, probably not if the situation were different, but considering they stole piece of junk stock wheels, a $50 stereo and a battery that can be recycled for $12 at best and even took the time to (quite literally) trash the interior, I'm starting to think they were just out to spite me. I wouldn't put anything past them at this point.
Still love you guys <3
Aww man. I'm really sorry to hear that.
Doesn't insurances cover that at all?
Wow... Where did i put my scalpels... I got some clean up to do. No one joshes with with Josh on my watch
With the pressures that are built up inside me, I'd quite literally kill someone and go on a spree.
1198524 Scalpels? Hell, I offered the man a gun one time and he turned me down.
Josh, the offer still stands. I have a revolver here on my desk that would solve a lot of your criminal problems.
1198710 Nah guns are to common, you have to be a bit classy, and a bit thorough with how you treat your guests. hehehehehe if you know i mean....
I know i'm messed up
Have a good day
Man, bro. I thought such things don't happen over the pond.
Mighty sorry to hear it. Hope you'll manage to fix everything quickly and cheaply.
Still... That page-wide Pinkie vector with that announcement.
It's good your good humor hasn't left you. 
Oh, geez.
My sympathies!
Daaaaaaaaaamn... I hope someone finds the basterd. Then again karma will catch up with the fucker sooner or later.