Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.
Still a year from becoming a legal alcoholic like a real American.
I'm ready and willing, babe.
PM me if you wanna play some time, k?
Thank you, you beautiful Puerto Rican manchild, you have taught me much about myself.
Meet-ups are scary.
Aaaaah!
... I think people are surprised when they realize I'm six foot, seven inches and dress like a biker thug.
Aaaaah!
... I think people are surprised when they realize I'm six foot, seven inches and dress like a biker thug.