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Jaysteeny


I'm an Australian brony who likes reading stories about magical talking horses. Deal with it. Oh yeah, and sometimes I write stuff, too.

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  • 565 weeks
    QUEENSLANDAH! (game two)

    G'day again, and this time I won't have a guide on how to watch. Instead, I'll tell you about what's going on in Australia. Some political thing, Gillard got the boot, K-Rudd's back in charge of the party, all in time for the Football. Now, I must go listen to the song of my people, so, as always, GOODBYE, PEOPLEZ!

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  • 565 weeks
    That one irrelevant thing...

    In many movies I watch, I find one little thing that doesn't matter, but still somehow manages to drive me insane. In Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, it was the flag on Blackbeard's ship. (The real Edward Teach had a much different one.)

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  • 568 weeks
    QUEENSLANDAH!

    G'day, everyone. Tonight is Game 1 of this year's State of Origin. I never follow sports, so you understand that the origin is almost as big a deal as the Melbourne Cup for me. If the Maroons win again this year, it'll be eight in a row, so why not watch history be made? Basically, tune in if you can and follow my guide on how to watch the Origin.

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  • 574 weeks
    Possibly vanishing

    I've decided that, because I'm in year twelve, I need to focus more on schoolwork. If I think I'm not focusing, I'll take a break from ALL things pony related. No forewarning, no second chances. If I slip up, I will suddenly vanish, until about the end of the term, or whenever I'm done with assignments and exams etc. Just because only people who I speak to via pony stuff online will see

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  • 591 weeks
    OH GOD WUT

    Well, I suppose I should start out with this:

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That one irrelevant thing... · 1:02pm Jun 25th, 2013

In many movies I watch, I find one little thing that doesn't matter, but still somehow manages to drive me insane. In Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, it was the flag on Blackbeard's ship. (The real Edward Teach had a much different one.)

...I just watched Equestria Girls. If you haven't watched it, don't worry, this point, despite having been from near the end, has little to no plot relevance.

Rainbow Dash asks "What are hands?" which seems to make perfect sense; ponies have hooves. However, if we look back to the Season 2 Finale, (Too lazy to find the spot/context) Shining Armour says that they've "Had their hands full". Later on, irrelevant even to this blog post, Twilight asks if Cadance "Has a habit of sneaking up on people". The point is, they've said hands before; possibly even more than here (It's 11, I can't remember s**t!)

I could go into the number of times they say hooves in the human world, but that doesn't bother me. This does. Blackbeard didn't have magical powers? Don't care! His flag is wrong! That's what annoys me! Now, if you were looking for my thoughts, you should have made me watch it when I was coherent. (but my week is already booked solid, sooo...)

But before you all go "But Jay, you ignore all red and green underlines, so even if you typed something wrong and it was picked up by the thingy we'd see it, so therefore you must have been coherent when writing this!" I have one thing to say. And that is, as always, GOODBYE, PEOPLEZ!

















It's still Brad, screw you.

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Comments ( 3 )

Do a review of Equestria Girls...

Please?

1167192 I'll start writing one up. If I finish before I have to go, I'll post it.

1168206

Just finished watching it.

Awe Some

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