QUEENSLANDAH! · 9:38am Jun 5th, 2013
G'day, everyone. Tonight is Game 1 of this year's State of Origin. I never follow sports, so you understand that the origin is almost as big a deal as the Melbourne Cup for me. If the Maroons win again this year, it'll be eight in a row, so why not watch history be made? Basically, tune in if you can and follow my guide on how to watch the Origin.
Step 1: Grab yourself something made of meat. Doesn't matter what, but it is important you have something
Step 2: Crack a cold one, or if you're not of legal drinking age, a can of soft drink.
Step 3: Sit back, put your feet up, enjoy.
And as always, GOODBYE, PEOPLEZ!