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Posh

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Posh Joined 4th Aug, 2011 · Offline

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  • 70 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 366 views

  • 92 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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    1 comments · 262 views

  • 92 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 255 views

  • 97 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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    1 comments · 263 views

  • 98 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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    10 comments · 422 views
Mar
30th
2012

Oh hi, door! · 5:36am Mar 30th, 2012

You guys don't know why, but I am extremely relieved that that door is there. Thanks, whatever animator decided to insert a door into a quick shot of Nightmare Moon getting friended!

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Comments ( 5 )
UseFistNotMouth
UseFistNotMouth #1 · Mar 30th, 2012 · · ·
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Just hope it's not an ajar which is to doors like mimics are to treasure chests.

Posh
Posh #2 · Mar 30th, 2012 · · ·
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49652 I have no idea what anything that you just said means.

UseFistNotMouth
UseFistNotMouth #3 · Mar 30th, 2012 · · ·
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49653

Sorry, bad pun and RPG reference.

In some RPGs you go to open a treasure chest and it's actually a creature called a "Mimic" which imitates a treasure chest and tries to eat you when you go for the loot.
The other half was based on the joke "When is a door not a door? When it's a jar (ajar)."

So an "Ajar" is a creature imitating a door which tries to eat you when you go through.

...
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alc-o-hol...

Posh
Posh #4 · Mar 30th, 2012 · · ·
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49660 There really needs to be a Lesson Zero Insane Twilight emoticon for situations like this.

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