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Gizogin


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  • 395 weeks
    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens

    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens
    or, "Why pony ages are nonsense"


    Spoilers for "Where the Apple Lies"

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  • 451 weeks
    Three Years in the Making

    Greetings, all!

    According to the little blurb in the statistics section, SoaP was originally published on 8 September 2012. That's slightly more than three years ago. High time, I thought, for a sequel!

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    2 comments · 548 views
  • 495 weeks
    Story Time

    Well, this has been a productive couple of weeks for me. When I mentioned having some unfinished stories sitting around, I didn't realize just how much I had. Celestia and Apple Bloom, Celestia and Luna, Twilight and Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Celestia and Celestia...

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  • 495 weeks
    Unpublishing E4E

    Hello, all. I have a bit of news, for those of you who have been following me for a while, and I'm afraid it's not good.

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    4 comments · 677 views
  • 523 weeks
    How Strong is Celestia?

    Once again, it seems I have decided to dedicate considerable thought and mathematical analysis to a show about pastel-colored, magical, cartoon horses. My target this time is that loftiest of targets, subject of infinite speculation and praise: Princess Celestia herself.

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Jun
21st
2013

Facial Fur, Part 2 · 10:24pm Jun 21st, 2013

(Part 1 here)

Ponies have fur. That's an established fact in the MLP canon. I talked a little while ago about what issues this fact presents to the beard-wearing population, and now I'm going to show that fur-related problems transcend gender barriers.


Exhibit A

Um, what? How is it possible for blushing to be seen through fur? It's not just bright-white-coat Rarity, either:


Exhibit B

Quick question: when was the last time you got a sunburn? For me, it was only a few weeks ago, when I was mowing the lawn. It hit my nose and cheeks pretty hard, as well as the back of my neck. Funnily enough, though, I wasn't burnt on top of my head. You know why? Because hair blocks light.


Exhibit C: Twilight is always relevant

Now, I'll grant that fur probably isn't as thick as my own luxurious 'do, and it's definitely shorter. Originally, I was going to suggest that pony fur is transparent, like a polar bear's. Polar bears have black skin and clear fur; their white color comes from the way their fur interferes with light. Something similar could happen with ponies, where each pony's coat color actually depends on fur length and arrangement. Blushing, then, would happen as an involuntary contraction of certain facial muscles, shifting the individual follicles such that they create a red or pink appearance.


Exhibit D

That's boring, so I came up with something better: pony blood is luminous. When a pony becomes sufficiently embarrassed, frustrated, or otherwise agitated enough to blush, her facial blood vessels dilate and bring blood closer to the surface of the skin. This is the same thing that happens in humans; the difference is that glowing pony blood is bright enough to show through a full coat of fur. Now, this may seem like pure speculation, but there's other evidence as well.


Exhibit E: ALWAYS RELEVANT

Bam. Glowing eyes. Obviously, this is due to the whites and irises of Twilight's eyes being lit up from within by her luminous blood (Spike gets a pass here, because who knows how dragons work). Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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Comments ( 3 )

Works for me!

Hmm? Okay. But does the blood continue to glow after it leaves the body? I'd like to think it stops glowing like how humans really do have blue blood but only because it's deoxinated. However it's your theory and I would like to be corrected if I am wrong.

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Deoxygenated blood isn't blue. Your veins appear blue because they're really close to the surface of your (white) skin (for other ethnicities, veins are actually different colors), and the light hits them in weird ways. Oxygen-less blood is just dark red.

Pony blood stops glowing once it dries/clots. Just look at "It's About Time"; Twilight's papercut isn't a gleaming fissure in the side of her face.

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