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Gizogin


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  • 395 weeks
    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens

    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens
    or, "Why pony ages are nonsense"


    Spoilers for "Where the Apple Lies"

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  • 451 weeks
    Three Years in the Making

    Greetings, all!

    According to the little blurb in the statistics section, SoaP was originally published on 8 September 2012. That's slightly more than three years ago. High time, I thought, for a sequel!

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    2 comments · 549 views
  • 495 weeks
    Story Time

    Well, this has been a productive couple of weeks for me. When I mentioned having some unfinished stories sitting around, I didn't realize just how much I had. Celestia and Apple Bloom, Celestia and Luna, Twilight and Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Celestia and Celestia...

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    0 comments · 558 views
  • 495 weeks
    Unpublishing E4E

    Hello, all. I have a bit of news, for those of you who have been following me for a while, and I'm afraid it's not good.

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    4 comments · 677 views
  • 523 weeks
    How Strong is Celestia?

    Once again, it seems I have decided to dedicate considerable thought and mathematical analysis to a show about pastel-colored, magical, cartoon horses. My target this time is that loftiest of targets, subject of infinite speculation and praise: Princess Celestia herself.

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Jun
11th
2013

Facial Fur · 12:17am Jun 11th, 2013

I bear the curse of being able to grow fantastic facial hair, in a place and time where clean-shaven is the norm. Seriously, I can rock a mustache like nobody's business. Still, I must regretfully shave it all off regularly, the fruits of my follicles swirling down the drain like so much toothpaste.

It was during one such hair-culling that I struck upon a dilemma most troublesome. How do ponies shave? I mean, look at this guy:

Rarity's dad has some serious facial hair going on there. Then there's Ace, from "Call of the Cutie":

Clearly, we're looking at only the most masculine of men. Er, stallions.

So, if ponies can grow facial hair, how can any of them be clean-shaven? There's fur underneath and around that area. Shaving away a beard would mean leaving naked, pink skin underneath, which no stallion has thus far shown. After devoting some serious thought to this problem, I have come up with a few possibilities.

1: Very few stallions can actually grow facial hair. It's not as though real-life horses have anything akin to our human beards, after all. This option does mean that any stallion who can grow a mustache must do so, and those that can't are stuck.

2: All mustaches/beards seen in the show are fake.


Exhibit A

3: Facial hair is color-matched to a pony's fur until it grows out longer. This isn't completely out of the realm of possibility; human facial hair tends to change color over its length, due to weathering and sun exposure. It's a bit less drastic a difference than, say, Magnum's brown-on-white contrast, of course. In this situation, all a stallion has to do is trim that area down to get the clean-shaven appearance.

4: Facial hair has to be trimmed and dyed to match a pony's fur. If this is the case, Ponyville's cosmetics industry must be booming.

Personally, I'm leaning towards a blend of 1 and 3, but it's pretty open to interpretation. If you have an idea, leave it in the comments below.

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Perhaps 1, 3 and 4?

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