The Gateway · 1:44am May 25th, 2013
>Day 502 in Equestria.
>Be Krillin.
>Be trying to travel Snake Way.
>You decided that you wanted to copy what Goku did, and traverse Snake Way on foot.
>You were making good time, actually. Only been a day, but you're already halfway through the path.
>Happy with your progress, you patted yourself on the back.
"Oh boy, I'll get to King Kai's palace in no time! I should thank Kami again for all that training he provided."
>Excited, you take a couple leaps forward...
>And then crashed into a wall?
>You hit the path with a loud THUD. Looking up, you saw something rather strange.
502 GATEWAY ERROR
>Confused, you walked up towards the giant letters and tried to touch them.
>Lightning coursed through your body, and launched you back a few feet.
>You got up slowly, getting pissed off.
"That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
>You crouched down, then launched up to fly above and over the sign.
>Unfortunately, the sign met with you and literally smacked you back down.
>Not wanting to lay down without a fight, you shot a few energy blasts at the words.
>A giant explosion rocked the area. However, once the dust settled, you shoulders slumped at the sight of the words, pristine and undamaged.
>Frustration mounting, you plant your legs and hold your hand over your head.
"Enough! Destructoooo Disk!"
>With a spectacular display, you launched a volley of your signature disks at the error.
>One after one, the disks sliced through the error, seemingly damaging it.
>You held your breath. Slowly, but surely, you saw lines appear on the words. First, a corner slid off to the clouds below. Then another portion. Then another, and another.
>Finally, the last piece fell over! You can move on!
"Haha! ALL RIGHT!"
>You celebrated and danced around. After a few moments, you got in a lunging position, your face serious.
"No more wasting time. Let's do this!"
>Using your full power, you dash towards King Kai's place.
>Only to be stopped by another 502 error.
>The wall of words slammed into you, and picked you up into the air. With a mighty THWAK, the words lurched up and swatted you down.
>You collide with the bridge, and immediately break through it. You were helpless as you fell into the clouds below.
>Light.
>You noticed light all around you. If this was Hell, they certainly got more cheery.
>You opened an eye, then the other. You gasped in shock at what you saw.
>Instead of the underworld, you found yourself on Earth! Or, what could be like Earth. Grass below your feet, a forest in the distance. The sun beat down on your head in the best of ways.
>Your hand reached up to your head. You were surprised; your halo was gone! You were alive again!!
"But how?" You remarked to no one. "How can I be alive?"
>Suddenly, you heard some foot steps. You turned around and got in a fighting stance.
>But instead of some sort of enemy, you saw a pony. An impossibly purple pony. With a horn.
>"Hello," the unicorn greeted. "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia said you would be here soon. Welcome to Equestria!"
>Dumbfounded, you fell to your butt on the ground and looked at the pony with a dumb expression.
"Well, at least I don't have to worry about gett-"
>Your thought was cut off when a blur of blue crashed into you, causing you to skid across the grass in a less-than-graceful manner.
>"Whoa, sorry dude! I was totally practicing my latest trick for the Wonderbolts, and I kinda got carried away." The pegasus stated, a hoof behind her head. She stared at you for a second, a twinge of concern in her voice. "Er... Are you okay?"
>You looked at her, upside down, with a goofy plastered to your face.
"Uhh~~" You stated awkwardly. "Never been better~"
Today was the start of a weird, weird day.
lulz
Trixie was expecting another 502.
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I... didn't think about that.
What's done is done with this one.
I just had a bout of inspiration!
Stay tuned... on the next, DRAGON BALL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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You get inspiration like the US economy gets screwed over; Severely and at the drop of a hat.
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I know. I have a steady list of things I need to get to. But I'm busy with so many things, I can never get time to write them all out proper. Which is a shame, and kinda ridiculous considering I'm unemployed atm.