Poor Charlie · 4:48pm May 23rd, 2013
So......... this is how it went down.
Basically, I was derpin' around on campus, and I start talking to couple of people, and I come across this guy called Charlie. You probably know where this is going.
I start calling him Merit. HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING.
I kept on calling his Merit, until one day, he flipped the fuck out.
"WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MERIT?!"
To which, I wittily replied:
"It's simple. Imagine a rounded projectile leaving the operational end of a firearm."
"You mean, Like a Bullet From a Gun?"
I walk away with a smug smile on my face XD
HUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You, sir, have won the internet.