• Member Since 26th Mar, 2013
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RileySpook


A terrible writer hailing from the land where we all apparently have sexual desires for sheep. PS. I don't. I hate sheep.

Sep
16th
2013

I dont want this · 3:28pm Sep 16th, 2013

Every single project I have going on at the moment is on a long temporary hiatus. School work is cathing me up a large amount, and the only time I had allocated for Writing/Brainstorming has been taken up by essays and revision and other assorted doohickeys. Maybe once break comes around I will have time, but until then, Im sorry.

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Aug
29th
2013

I cant do s**t · 4:14pm Aug 29th, 2013

No more chapters until my freaking computer is fixed........... FFS

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Aug
26th
2013

Im not dead im swear · 8:42pm Aug 26th, 2013

Sorry for me being inactive, was at I49 and Im on my phone at the moment (sorry for stupid spell mistakes). The next chapter will be out next Friday, Im going to try and generate more views for EC. Thats it really. See ya.

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Jul
17th
2013

Updates · 4:14pm Jul 17th, 2013

So yeah. New stories out. Go read that. On my user page. Aaanyway.

Hi guys! Sorry for being away for a while. Still love you all very much (platonic i'm not gay) So yeah. ;pijroghdsoifndsfhndsifbhdshf

I have nothing to do now so.............................. I don't know what to do. Might play some Just Cause or some shit like that. Byeeeeee.

I have literally no idea why I wrote this and what I just wrote.

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May
23rd
2013

Poor Charlie · 4:48pm May 23rd, 2013

So......... this is how it went down.

Basically, I was derpin' around on campus, and I start talking to couple of people, and I come across this guy called Charlie. You probably know where this is going.

I start calling him Merit. HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING.

I kept on calling his Merit, until one day, he flipped the fuck out.

"WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MERIT?!"

To which, I wittily replied:

"It's simple. Imagine a rounded projectile leaving the operational end of a firearm."

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May
12th
2013

PootBird · 8:37am May 12th, 2013

PootBird, are you ill? It's been about a week and a half since I posted that new chapter to Like a Bullet From a Gun. You know, the second to last one? I woud've expected caps and praise from you a while ago.

JUST KIDDING. YOUR SPOON IS TOO BIG.

Anyway, I think the update might have failed, so check the story out. Might be a new chapter if you haven't read already.

So, as always, thank you for enjoying a worthless pile of liquid shit my story!

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May
1st
2013

Surprise! · 5:44pm May 1st, 2013

Surprise!

I am back from my vacation! I did some stuff. Not really important stuff but still, I did stuff. ANYWAY, I am back and the latest chapter of LABFAG should be up within the next week or so. Nice to be back, guys.

Spook out.

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Apr
18th
2013

Authorical Vacation · 5:16pm Apr 18th, 2013

I'm sorry about this, but it has to be said so you don't think I'm dead.

I am going on vacation. I'm not permanently gone, but I will not be posting chapter on LABFAG (lol) for a while. I don't know how long yet, we will see.

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Apr
10th
2013

Curse you Curiosity · 5:30pm Apr 10th, 2013

So, for a while now I have heard about a game spreading around the brony fandom called "Banned From Equestria". Unfortunately, I did not look into any background on the game itself, and once I reached the website I knew something was off. Looking down at the comments I could see many walkthroughs, and at some point there would always be: "[insert pony name here] get". I thought it was just an achievement so I downloaded the game, and played it.

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Mar
28th
2013

New title suggestions for "Like a Bullet from a Gun" · 8:43am Mar 28th, 2013

As you all probably know, the current title for my story is absolute crap, so please send me a private message if you would like to see if the name could be changed to yours. The name I like the most will be chosen as the new title, and you will be recognised as a helper in the story. I am also looking for decent cover pictures, so if you find a picture that you like, send it to me. Thanks as always, bye!

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