I'm such a whore guys... · 6:26am May 16th, 2013

I jumped on the bandwagon and tried out that "Pony Sorter" thing everyone else is doing. Here's what I got. I guess it's accurate enough...

1 Princess Luna (Only actual sympathetic character in the entire show.)
2 Twilight Sparkle (This mostly comes from fanfiction, actually...)
2 Rainbow Dash (This mostly comes from fanfiction, actually...)
4 Lyra (This mostly comes from fanfiction, actually...)
5 Spitfire
6 Sweetie Belle
7 Princess Cadence
8 Apple Bloom
9 Shining Armor
10 Scootaloo
11 Trixie
11 Derpy
13 Rose Luck
14 Spike (Oh, how unappreciated your efforts are...)
15 Applejack
15 Rarity
17 Princess Celestia
18 Octavia
19 Fleur de Lys (LOL I dunno.)
20 Queen Chrysalis (Would have been a great villain had she not gone full retard at the end. But I still like her because she one-shot Celestia.)
20 Nightmare Moon (Would have been a great villain had she not gone full retard at the end. But I still like her )
(...Past this point, things start to get nebulous, since a lot of these characters I don't really have an opinion of. Unless I say something about them, you can assume I'm more or less ambivalent. to them)
22 Big Macintosh
23 Cheerilee
24 Fancy Pants
25 Vinyl Scratch
25 Granny Smith
25 Berry Punch
25 Zecora
29 Bon Bon
29 Snowflake / Horsepower (KIDS, DON'T DO STEROIDS! THEY ROT YOUR BRAIN! YEEAAH!)
31 Caramel (...Who is this guy again? Seriously, I really don't remember him.)
31 Colgate
31 Soarin' (He like himself some BIG ASS PIES.)
34 Flam
34 Flim
36 Diamond Tiara
37 Lightning Dust
37 Photo Finish
37 Hoity Toity
41 Cloud Chaser
41 Flitter
43 Twist
43 Pipsqueak
45 Gilda
45 Discord (Would have been a good villain if he hadn't gone full retard at the end... also, he's got the maturity of a 14 year old who likes being "random". The only reason I like him more than Pinkie is because he's a homage to fucking Q from Next Generation, even if he is a poor imitation.)
45 Silver Spoon
45 Babs Seed
45 Dr. Whooves (I don't even dislike Doctor Who... In fact, I think it's a good series. But this Pony faggot shows up in stories that aren't even crossovers with Dr. Who, and it's starting to piss me off. SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT FUCKING DOCTOR WHOOVES, HE'S NOT THE DOCTOR, HE'S JUST A PONY. Although, I have no problems with him appearing in stories that are crossovers with Doctor Who, BECAUSE HE BELONGS IN THOSE STORIES.)
49 Fluttershy (...Yeah, so what? Her crippling social anxiety annoys me because it makes me feel bad for her but I know she'll never get over it because it's her "thing". Get out of my face about it already, I don't care.)
49 Carrot Top (I guess it's because I think of a certain annoying comedian whenever I see her name? Because I don't actually dislike her...)
51 Braeburn (Mostly because everybody makes a big deal about him... I don't see what's so special about him.)
51 Iron Will
51 Prince Blueblood
54 King Sombra (Was full retard from the beginning to the end... I mean, just look at his vocabulary!)
54 Pinkie Pie (Would you look at that! Pinkie Pie has finally made me laugh! She's still not funny. Just annoying. Wouldn't miss her if she disappeared.)