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Jaohni


I hung ae vung ee nungo rung ea sung o nung tungo wung rung i tunge ee a bung i o (note that English IS my first language)

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  • 569 weeks
    So I'm not sure who's seen this already...

    So I saw something amazing, and you've probably seen it if you were on MLB lately but I'll post it here, just to be safe.

    Clickity

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  • 569 weeks
    I just realized fimfiction is bragging...

    So today I woke up, had a shower, messed around on fruity loops for a while and then came to this site. It was then, when out of fourteen hundred unread chapters couldn't appeal to my reading tastes of the moment that I scrolled down in boredom. Then, I noticed out of the very corner of my eye, a stat that said "page generated in 0.25" seconds, or something to that effect.

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  • 571 weeks
    Mind Fuschia Garden (twenty points if you get that reference)

    I just had my mind screwed with beyond any possible help. I realized something so absolutely glaringly obvious that I have no idea how it wasn't noticed by someone before. Why don't stories focus on ponies who can play music?

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  • 573 weeks
    Our one true burning question...

    There is a question that all bronies ask another, at one point, and would absolutely love the chance to ask the mare, Twilight, herself.

    So...What is it?

    Why... Do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle

    A loud and deafening silence was heard.

    ....

    A crash followed the silence.

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  • 574 weeks
    A piece of wisdom for you all...

    So, today in English class I was working on writing a collaborative horror story, and I would like to present to you the following scenario. A group of teens, after having been caught not doing their work, were spending time in detention until around five-o-clock, as a result of having a really bad teacher named Mr.Lupus. As they looked around, they realized they had been so focused on their

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May
15th
2013

Our one true burning question... · 9:39pm May 15th, 2013

There is a question that all bronies ask another, at one point, and would absolutely love the chance to ask the mare, Twilight, herself.

So...What is it?

Why... Do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle

A loud and deafening silence was heard.

....

A crash followed the silence.

Whoah! Put the lamp down! You could break something

There was the resounding sound of a smack heavily filtered by the microphone.

Oog...

Thanks for tuning in to "Ask Twilight Sparkle!"

My balls...

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Comments ( 1 )

Man, jokes like that are certainly a :raritywink:.

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