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10,000 words! · 12:35am Apr 26th, 2013
I know 10,000 words isn't THAT much, but hey, my first story only has around 3,000 words. This makes me happy, since my plans for Plague in the Land of Equestria was to make it as long as I possibly could while keeping it interesting. And don't worry; I have so many things that I want to put in, the story will reach at least Chapter 15, which is 9 chapters more than it's current length, not counting the A Quick Word from the Author and the chapter 3 bonus. If I do that, I'm hoping for at least 50,000 words. Anyways, if you haven't read Plague in the Land of Equestria yet, and you're interested, click here.
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well, congratulations once agin man. first, you had a story that had more dislike and only three thousand words. now with this one, you have more likes this time around, and more words then your other one. i mean, i know it isn't that much of an achievment if you comapred it to other stories, but if you compared to your previous story, its a huge acheivment, which means, you're getting better at this, and thats something. i mean, i have over 32,000 words on my story, and if you recall my blog post, i'm planning on doing over 100 chapters for my one fanfic, although, i thought it through and it might be close to 200 chapters, but thats just an estimate, but defentily over 100 chapters though.
so anyways, congrats, and it seems you're getting better everytime, so gongrats for you on the 10,000 words, and heres good luck to you to get even more better in the future.
1034514Thanks bro, you made my day. And hey, once edited, you and I can sit back and watch both our stories make the featured box.
don't ask why I put a heart because I'm not entirely sure myself.
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Wow...looking back on this and what I said...got to be honest...a lot has changed since the last time you were here. Well...assuming you ever read this, that 32,000 shit...that shit's nothing compared to what I've done. I fucking made an episode go to 206,000 words long...just one episode...and who knows...it might go beyond that too...and to be honest I never thought I would even make an episode 200,000 words long, let alone 100,000 words long...I remember it being an idea in my head to do an episode over 100,000 words long but thinking it would be hard to do something like that...but I did it though...three times...and it's going to happen for a fourth time too...and so far...my story is 747,000 words long...at least at the time of writing this...with the next episode...it'll be brought up to somewhere between 850,000 words to a little over 900,000 words...at least that's what the forecast predicts anyways...and yup...a millions words is not far...soon...assuming I ever get to it that is...I'll be joining the exclusive One Million word club...and even though right now the story is at a 67/90 like to dislike ratio...its still pretty impressive because that's literally one millions words that I have to write...and have a story that goes that long which isn't easy for many... And as for 200 episodes...fuck that noise...it's at 711 episodes...or 712...I forget...but I think 711...with some side stuff like Equestria Boys and the other short stories...boy...only if you were here right now...
I still remember the first day we met, it was on that chat thing. And it was a great summer that year too...not only to mention all the shit we posted together.
Although we never did get to that featured box though. Granted I stopped chasing that dragon long ago...not that I wouldn't mind doing it...I just don't really care anymore. If it happens, it happens...well...a miracle would happen that is. But with me, I've looked passed the featured box and just enjoy writing for the shake of writing...it's fun...and I love it...despite the backlash... In fact, I got one of the funniest comments for Universal Magic, someone pretty much said I was all around a horrible human being...funny right? But...it's kind of sad though that you didn't get to that featured box though. We were chasing that dream of making it on this site years ago, writing the stories, getting the likes and followers...sure it wouldn't mean much in the end...but yet it was still the dream we chased...but never caught that dream though. Instead...it just died as the years went on...well...outside of that...all I have to say is...miss you buddy...
Although I can understand why you stopped being a Brony and all...the show took a turn after Season 3 and...it isn't the same anymore...it's still something but...not the same something from all those years ago...which is sad really...dreams are sad, change is sad, this whole world is nothing but a sad place...but...at least we all still have a peace of mind...
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Hey it's me again. Been a while, still thinking that you might show up one of these days to check in on it for old time's sake. That or you're probably dead... like really really dead. But I hope not. Hope everything is going alright with you and your life. Still miss you buddy.
And I suppose a little update with what I've been doing since 2018. I uhhh... am almost to 1,000,000 words for Universal Magic. Technically I already am when you count Alternate together, which is what I do. I mean it's all for the same stuff and I spent the time writing it. The likes and dislikes ratio hasn't been doing too good though. What used to be a 21 difference, something I prefer, is not up. It's 87 likes to 121 dislikes. Still doesn't get me down and surprised I eve made it this far with the likes. And will still continue regardless. I used to have 113 followers, but lost one today. Not sure why, kind of hate to have said something that made them upset. I kind of did that once and fucked up by messing up the definition of Doxxing. And for that I said I was sorry, but it was too late as I lost three people.
And that whole doxxing thing, it's a long story. I wasn't doing any doxxing but a certain group that I am in was and was maybe coming after me, I couldn't tell. Just look up The Ghost Show and you'll know what I mean. Ghost is a funny boomer though to listen to. You should listen to him, if not for his serious political talks, watch it for the trolls. It's great.
As for the story itself, well, let me tell ya it's already beyond 711, it's almost at 769 with some more episode to still add in the future. Possibly even making it to 800. Why the sudden change? Well life changes you know? I think and think and come up with more ideas that I would like to do and expand upon. Speaking of which I made a whole Plans / Outline for the thing and revamped it from the original one too. It's now all organized and as user friendly as I can make it. Trust me, if I was given more options on how to use it better, I would. I tried my best to make it all neat and nice. Maybe some errors here and there, but you can't catch em' all.
And now I have a whole lot of things planned assuming I can get to it. I have the Ghost sorts, based off of Ghost from TGS, mostly comedic. And then there are there are the Corona shorts, which is based off of you know what. It's sort of a side story told in shorts and is half serious, half funny, with the main character being literally the Corona, or Covid 19 specifically if you want to get technical with the virus stuff. In short it's all about the Corona being a failed villain, trying to take over the world, but is a failure, lives in a dead end apartment, is divorced from his wife, and has two daughters one legitimate and one illegitimate, that isn't too close too but tries to. And think of the Corona as The Monarch but if he was kind of a loser. But then one day his daughters gets taken and goes on a journey with his friend that he hasn't seen, let alone forgotten about, and goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracy and esoteric groups to get his daughters back such as fighting the Black Pope and fighting the UN building that turns into a giant mech robot in arc 2. Or fighting the Moloch Owl statue in the Boehimum Grove that turns into a robot while the forest is on fire. And other stuff like that. And it connects to MLP in someway that I'm not going to get into since it'll take too long.
Then there is the Specials Universe in Alternate, where I sort of challenge myself and write, what if UM had an Easter Special? Or a Robert E. Lee Birthday (State) special (The later being a real thing but only in the states of MI and AL, challenge accepted). The former is a three way holy war two parter and the later being where Robert E. Lee comes back from the land of the dead, pissed off, and tries to summon Planet X to destroy the world. And Robert E. Lee is kind of OP. There's also 9/11 Special, which is part of a 4 parter and the 4 Ghosts. And the big ones being the 7 Halloween and 7 Christmas Specials, which both connect together and is part of a bigger saga, The Ancients Saga.
Speaking Sagas, I have Sagas now. During the Revamp of the Outline, I put a lot of thought into how the episodes are placed and structured and grouped, and I have basically 7 Main Sagas, with some sides sagas and Trilogies. They used to be just trilogies but that changed shortly after.
The Main 7 Sagas are: The Ghost Saga, The Discord Saga, The Windows Saga, The Ancients Saga, The SSN (Super Syonic Nyonic) Saga, The Midnight Universe Saga, and The Universe X Saga. And I even have Sequel Sagas planned for those 7 Main as well. On the sidelines you have the 69 Saga, The Three Pony Races Saga, The Hangover Saga, and the Mercenaries of Future City Saga. The Other Side was going to be a saga, but I couldn't really come up with any ideas that would make it worth while for it to become a saga, so it's just a trilogy.
And There's also Trilogies like The Black Star Trilogy, SJW Man Trilogy, The Changeling Trilogy, The Sombra Trilogy, and various others that I can't think off the top of my head, just now there are a lot of other trilogies planned. And it's a trilogy where it's back to back, but rather where it's separated, same with the sagas.
And while I'm at it, I guess I'll might as well give you a brief explanation of each of the Sagas.
The Ghost Saga: Ghost (Based off the real life host Ghost), has lot his wife in an accident in the year 2000 back in some universe on Earth and makes a deal to get her back, and to do so, some sacrifices has to be made, i.e. the main characters, or The Elements of Protection. The Master and Garbage man is also introduced with The master being the master of all things and someone who pops up from time to time. It includes a Trilogy, 4 Troll War Specials, a Shadow of, the 4 Ghosts in Specials, and one of the endings. All along with the Ghost Shorts
The sequel saga consists of Ghost after he "died" being with his wife again, but Celtic B, someone from Troll War 3, comes back alive, and instead of being a hero as he is talked about being one, he sis actually the villain and Ghost owes a debt to him and even takes away his wife again.
The Discord Saga: Discord (from another universe) has been infected by some sort of evil, and powerful spirit by TF and is sent to the universe where Knight is to essentially kill him and all of his friends plus whatever else. And to put shortly, Discord is able to transform into various forms of giant and hideous monsters, at least in the first one. The second he becomes God Discord and is out for revenge and there's a whole time travel element to that one. The third one is about Punished God Discord, a more smarter and stronger version of God Discord all with a robotic arm, an eye patch, a mullet, a poncho, a half burned face, and an addiction to smoke. And he plans to get right of the EoP to secure his safety for he is afraid of them. And in the fourth it's basically a shadow of, where the shadow of Discord is sending out a virus, while trying to break of his torment, along with a character from another universe that is dead that is trying to get into some heaven called Meeth trying to fight the shadow. There is also 4 shorts involved, one being how Discord was being taken over by the spirit in the beginning, one where God discord is gaining his strength in the beginning in his universe and killing everyone, and where Meeth is sort of introduced. The third one being the beginnings of Punished God Discord and him just exploring new lands. And the fourth one being a joke one where the EoP meets the discord of their universe, who is not a threat and just regular discord as they remain afraid of him.
Then there is the Big Mac Trilogy, more or less a parody of the Discord episodes, where the evil spirit is expelled from Dsicord in the second one, but finds a new host, being Big Mac. And there are multiple big macs, it becomes a parody more or less like Big Brain Big Mac who has an oversized head, four peg legs and two eye patches.
The squeal saga consists of Punished God Discord and the others fighting against Second Neon, who is from the SSN saga.
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The Windows Saga: Basically the Windows OS machines are in robotic form, about a little taller than your average human being, and they live in another universe in a city called Retro Pop City, where everything is like the late/ early 2000's but in terms of the future in retro pop style. Think of Crossniq+ or any drum and bass songs. Or something on the lines like that. And the OS' s are fighting each other and the EoP gets involved in it in some way. XP is the main one, 7 is a bounty hunter trying to put down XP mainly for he has been sun setted. Vista is a broken but nice OS. 8 (8.1), 9 and 10 are all one group with 9 being an unfinished machine and wants to take over the city for being thrown away. And 8.1 is competitive to 10. 95, 97, and 98 are alone group and are all old machines with one of them not supposed to be existing, but due to the mandala effect he can, but only as long as the mandala effect is taking place, but in the episode 97 is slowly fading. And they are all slowly dying because they are outdated. N.T. and D.O.S. are rivals to each other with D.O.S. being the game master. And 2000 or M.E. is an apocalyptical god. All with 3.1 being sort of the calm grandmaster/ grandfather who tries to talk to all of them in his zen like place, no fighting allowed. The Future philosophers who are someone or something (It's very advanced robots in the sequel) who dictate the past and can send anything into the past from the future, basically future rulers who control the past. And for your comic relief the Xbox Brothers. Think Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Ed being the Xbone, Edd being the 360, and Eddy being the Xbox. with a dead forth being the Dreamcast. It consists of 7 episodes with the last one being called The Blue Screen of Death, and several sorts, one of them kind of counting towards The Ghost Saga as it deals with Penix 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0, just one OS machine that evolves and thinks it is the real Ghost looking for his wife in RPC. And other than that, the machines fight each other in a sort of Japanese style with swords and other stuff.
The Sequel saga focuses on them after they died but wake up in the future and sort of fighting against the future philosophers who have but all destroyed humans, while time traveling back to the present, while introducing new OS like Vita. And in the end all of the OS working together to create a better tomorrow for all.
The Ancients Saga: It's all about an ancient civilization that lived in what is basically Equestria but billions of years ago. But their civilization vanished without a trace and nothing remains of their existence, leaving no clue that they ever existed at all except for the ancients themselves when one day Mac accidently unlocks them from a book that they were trapped in, with the leader being The Moon King, All along with Wacko and Makko being the original owners of the moon and sun before they vanished too. The ancient's goal is take back their home that was taken from them as they were there first. It mostly consists of 21 episodes when you take into accounts the Specials universe and the Mane one, which both intersect as well making there two Moon Kings. !4 in Special, 7 in Mane. I won't spoil the ending, unless you want me too, and there is no shorts with this, let along going into the actual past since I want to keep that as mysterious as possible.
The Sequel Saga consists of a different Ancients from a different universe where they win and take back their home, but crosses over the Mane universe and have to take on the Ancients of the Universe with the EoP
The SSN Saga: Neon (Remember him right), goes crazy after one of the planned parody episodes don't go the way that he wants (The Feeling Pinkie Keen one...) as some guys messes up and tries to fight him for being a threat to Stalia and its citizens. And Neon cracks and breaks down and goes insane and turns SSN, which consists of three forms at first, the last one becoming bigger than the planet that they live on like in Asurath's Wrath. But then after being defeated a separate version of him appears all in black with white eyes, hovering above Neon's body saying that he will destroy the entire universe and rebirth it in his own image once he becomes powerful enough to do so. He needs to reach his Ultimate form, as there are seveal levels and forms he has to go through first. And he gains power by fighting. So the clock is ticking, and it's all because that one pony messed him up and made him crack. And the whole saga is him fighting various foes and fighters with the main rival being Second Neon, the other Neon from the Two Neons episode who also holds the same power Discord from The Discord Saga. He too wants to destroy the universe, but not rebirth out of vengeance, Think DBZ as that's what it is mainly inspired by. Meanwhile the regular ponies of EoP can still be in the fight somewhat as the Universe shows them how to sort of become stronger with flames of color surrounding them representing the levels of strength. In the end, not a surprise though, SSN doesn't go through with it and becomes friends with everypony, even the ones he fought, all except for Second neon who becomes too powerful for SSN to fight so SSN sends him to the Dark Zone, something is first made in one of the Specials in the Specials Universe and brought up in the Changeling Trilogy. The Saga conists of 7 or more episodes, haven't fully figured that part out yet but the fighting roaster includes The Celestial Twins, Metal Neon, and a big giant baby thing, plus more. No shorts though.
The Sequel Saga is about SSN going beyond his Ultimate form as his power is infinite, and fighting other universes that is a threat to Equestria and the universe that they occupy.
The Midnight Universe Saga: This one takes more of a FF7 feel, it's more chill than action. Basically The Master talks of a myth about a universe called the Might Universe, which is set to appear above the sky in certain places at Midnight. It is said to lead to a mystical forgotten land filled with forgotten things. But then the EoP and The Master get caught up in it, and gets kidnapped to the Midnight Universe, as The Master was caught in a trance and goes missing. With the other guys, they get separated, even Wolf being all by himself and not with his long time friend Knight and has to be on his own for a change. The point of the Midnight Universe is that it's a universe that was made up and filled with all forgotten characters and thoughts and idea from all universes that has sort of escaped from the place that TF was in and find refuge in this universe, going from universe to universe taking whatever resources they need to build their own home. And it's a small one too kind of. And the king of all of the forgotten is a broken Gadget Boy who talks in a deep tone like Igor from Persona 5. But he means no home and the saga is about finding each other. But there is a villain, a villain who has gone insane and was punished long ago with immortality and can never die and prays for death to come to him and everyone has he believes death is the only way to become free. So there is that.
No shorts, the sequel consists of all of those who reside in the universe turning back the clock and finding their way back home and to be remembered again. Obviously it's not that easy, but there you go.
The Universe X Saga: The final big saga, it's all about a universe that Knight finds as he goes through some self esteem problems, where it's ruled by Lord Mitus and his crew, who are tyrants and rules everyone in the universe with an iron fist. Although the backstory to Mitus is a little bit more than that. To put it briefly, Mitus was ruled under the previous tyrants, it's was basically 1984, the thought police, etc. But then him and his friends wanted to rise up and free everyone. So they got stronger and planned to fight and take back their freedom. Little did they know, the fight to do so was easy and found out the actual rulers were a bunch of old fucks who made stupid laws and just wanted money and blah blah blah, and that in the past, their ancestors were free, but slowly gave it away and di nothing about it. So Mitus gets angry, kills the old fucks, and became the new tyrant and offers a challenge. If the people want their freedom back and for all of the universe, they need to earn it like he did, but he won't go easy on them. And so Mitus becomes one of the most powerful foes throughout UM and the saga consists of 5 episodes / 5 rounds. The main fighters fight Mitus while everyone else fights his crew. The first one: Fashticorn and The Universe. They fail and The Masked Ghost (not me, different character, long story) and his army comes and fails, but opens the Dark Zone and for Round three, the guest fighters you could say appear while the EoP aren't aware of this. The guest characters being Robert E. Lee from the Specials universe and Punished God Discord. They have to try to work together as they hate each other to fight Mitus. They fail, but are able to escape. The fourth round is SSN, but fails. And the final round is TK, which he wins in the end with the entire universe exploding and the citizens finding a new universe to call home. No shorts again.
But the sequel saga is called Universe XX, so it's even bigger than the last one and twice the explosions and fights.
The other sagas:
69: It's every 69th episode, and consists of 7 or 8 episodes. And theme is around sex of course. The first one is like any rom com like No Strings Attached. The second is the dark side of sex like rape, abortions, addictions, prostitutions, as well a little demon who stares in the corner making all of this happen. The third one is all about the EoP fighting an evil sex goddess and have to go through the main three sex realms, School girls, French maids, and naughty nurses. But the school leads to one of those creepy Japanese school horror stuff like the school becomes haunted with demons, a bathroom you can never leave, and the school girls turn into monsters. the French maid one, one you get whatever the guys needed, turns into Silent Hill, but in Paris with one demon like guy trying to trick you into going the wrong way. And the final one, the naughty nurses, is like The Cure for Wellness, well they mess with you and you think you've always been at the hospital forever. The forth one covers incest. The fifth one covers where one of the naughty nurses wants revenge on night and goes to the Mystic Lands. And the sixth one is like The Adjustment bureau and The Loft combined and one of the ponies who is an old school friend has a little secret and has a special hat where he can go into whatever universe and such. And the last one is fighting the King Satan who wants to rule over all other Satan and make a Super hell with Dante involved. And all of these include the 7 Stones of Lust, part of the 49 stones of the seven deadly sins. Not going into it, just think of the balls form DBZ, the emeralds from Sonic, and the stones from Marvel combined into one. And the 8th one goes over the origins of the stones which was created by the seven deadly sins. And there is a possibly 9th one where some pony gets corrupted by all 49 stones and the guys have to get the hidden 50th one to battle that pony, but possibly won't need it but there just in case. Possibly a two parter.
The Three Pony Races Saga: Totla of 10 episodes., with three per race. The three unicorn episodes consists of Knight and Jack sort of like becoming detectives like The Nice Guys, and going up against an evil hippy, the evil hippy's twin brother, and a pony version of Charles Manson somewhere in pony LA. The three pegasi episodes consists of Forrest and Arrell finding lost places. The first one is a lost Greece place hidden somewhere, lost lands like Shadow of the Colossus, but with ICO and The Last Guardian all combined. And the final one being where they are taken by a train in the middle of the rain to a town where everyone is dead and stuck in an endless time loop and they need to help free them as well as taken down the murder behind all of this, think Shadows of Destiny. The three Earth Pony episodes consists of time travel with Mac and Neon. The first one is into the future where ponies are no more but only pony robots, and the ones behind this, a pony and a human, both are dead but still exists with one being a ghost in the machine and one's memories being put into a machine. The second one is the past where Mac and Neon travel to a forgotten part of Stalia's history where nothing happens, so they try to make something happen and make it fun. Meanwhile three villains try to ruin this. Some weird alien from up above. The gay Satanists who make Robo Satan. And the King Satan from the 69 episodes. And at one point Robo Satan fight King Satan and his army of other satans from other universes, and fight over 1000 satans as there can only be one. But in the end none of them succeed and they just join the party. The third and final one is the two time traveling to the present, which is like dividing by 0, everything explodes. And Mac and Neon finds those who control time itself, and the two keeps Mike and Ike, and try to put time back together. As well as fighting Time demons that are being formed, which is mentioned in the finale to the Specials universe. The 10 final one is where everything comes together and wraps everything up.
The Hangover saga: It's what you read basically all those years ago, just kind of repeating from the movies. The old idea was to do that, plus do three more. But things change and the first just covers the first movies still, but second half is a little bit more complicated. Basically the three guys, Knight, Mac, and Jack, gets taken by the Observer I think, forget the name to it, and have to repeat the first hangover and over until something big happens as something big was supposed to happen that day. But then they escape, letting The Writer free, who is just a bunch of gears, and a god. The next one is sort of fighting the Writer and his creations. And the last one is fighting the writer and bringing back the observer and to basically destroy the oldest house while making the big thing that was supposed to happen, happen.
The Mercenaries of Future City: There is no overall plot to this one, but rather a look at another group who exist in UM in Future City. After the events that took place in ACT I's finale and TF destroying a part of the city, the mayor / founder's son of the city forms a special group, part mercenary and part protectors, to defend the city and Equestria. Think the guys from RvB, not the main ones, but the other ones with Carolina and Washington, I forget the names to it but it's like that group. And they don't interact with the EoP, except for the 5th one where they meet Knight as he goes through some stuff and kind of join their little group. There is kind of an over arc to all episodes, but not really, just mostly their adventures kind of. Takes a side tour from the mane cast and looks at some others for a change.
The Elements of Secondary: Speaking o taking a look at other groups, there is another, called... that... It consists of secondary characters as they form a group like the EoP or EoH. The main leader is The Master, hen there's Garbage Man, John from A Random My Little Pony Fan Fiction, yes that John who earlier has an episode in UM where he dies at the end but comes back somehow... cause why not? Then there is also the zebra guy, the griffin guy, and the halo Master, who is basically a nerd and shows up once in Episode 343. Together, they make a secondary team, no specific elements, just secondary. The first one is fighting Tom Cruise and Scientology as all of that stuff turns out be real and attack Equestria. The second one is bringing back the Winter Forest back to life. And the last one is going to the Crystal Universe and stopping an evil pet from devouring the universe or something.
Other than that there are the trilogies, but I can go on and on about them. Sorry I even did this but I had a lot to say to you that I did while you were gone.
Although there is a little bit more. There is the Ryder episodes. Not a saga or trilogy, just Ryder focused episodes. Ryder is basically UM's Daring Do, but instead of an adventurer, it's a noir detective who lost his family Max Payne style, and waits for the killer at a bar every night, thinking he'll find his family's killer but never does, while he continues his detective work in a sort of Sin City style. And unlike Dareing Do who write the books and is real in Equestria, Ryder isn't. Instead Knight and the others finds the Ryder books, and gets transported into his world, and Ryder going into theirs. while questioning his own existence.
The Zebra guy episodes are another one, where there is a new character introduced, the zebra guy, after episode 101. I don't have a name for him yet, used to but forgot. But he's just some zebra guy who comes from his zebra homeland and tries to start a new life for himself as he wants to get away from his shit home and have a better life for himself. So he settles down in Stalia, and gets annoyed and irked by the EoP and is cynical towards them as he just wants to be left alone. But every now and then him and the EoP gets thrown into situations like going back to his home land where the ziggers and wiggers are at. Ziggers are zebras who think they are black with white stripes, wiggers are who they think they are white with black stripes, even though there is not difference between the two. Then there is the Zigger Wigger who is kind of like Zebra Jesus, and the Wigger Zigger who is the anti Zebra Jesus, whose father is the Migger. There is also something called The Zigger Cube...
Speaking about powerful objects there's also the Universal Magic theory one as well used by The Inca, another enemy to the EoP, but not going into that one.
There's also the TK episodes, mostly involving him and his hell domain. I did some re-editing (or yet to be done re-editing) and instead of what I had before, I have it where TK is fighting god and Jesus, God of War style. In his universe anyways. With the main commander being the angel Michael. and having to fight the keeper of the gates Saint Peter and such. I need to brush up on my bible and stuff but whatever, TK fights god and his angels God of War style, where god in that universe is kind of a douche.
Not to confuse with the other god and Jesus, with Regular Jesus who is weirdo that likes to watch Gilligan's Island and always has his arms in a T pose constantly. Baby Jesus, kind of like a red neck but has the magic and pays the bills. and God who is a washed up has been and is a drunk. But that's something else in UM.
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Other than that, there is also the Lost Episodes Chronicles Saga, it parodies the episode from 5 through 9 and with the 10th from the comics as well, but 10 comes before 9 in this case. With Knight getting wings, some people being brought back to life, and main enemies of this saga being Neil Drunkmann from Mane but in a different capacity, Fonzie who has been trapped in the alien space ship for years if you remember the cartoon and is sick and tried of everything and is kind of insane. And another villain I cover shortly. For the most part is parodies the episode, while giving a theme of old tv shows like Welcome Back Kotter for the school seasons, The Odd Couple that ends being with Hitler and Stalin (Metaphorically anyways) who replace the Trixie and Starlight characters. Arrell being Hawaii Five O. Wolf is ALF and he sees ALF as he keeps talking to him in his dreams about bombing Israel and then not bombing Israel cause Israel is our greatest ally. Jack is Taxi. Knight and the other two characters are The Wild Wild West. Mac is Green Acres I think. Forrest is Hogan's Heroes cause form that one episode from The Nazi Trilogy from Mane. And Neon is the Andy Griffith's Show cause of all the smiles.
Overall that is it, but when Knight get his castle, instead of the table just showing a map and where to go, the table also talks and is joked to be god. But that's where the other villain is... the table. Long story short, many years ago when the Universe was walking around, creating things, one of the first things he made was Leviathian, but then he ended up getting jealous and didn't feel love from him, so he fought back but got banished to a dark void, where he ended up just underneath Equestria for about two billion years, where he waited and plotted his revenge. And when Knight came around, he was able to sort of transform into a castle kind of and the table was his vocal cords, and was playing Knight and his friends the entire time, and trying to kill the Universe. And offers Knight to become king or a prince or whatever in the new world that he will make that will end up killing billions. And the castle gets up, becomes almost indestructible except for a spot on the back on the head / neck, and ends up destroying the entire universe, blah blah, blah, there you go.
Other than that, I have others like UMF or Universal Magic Forever which is basically happens after the ending of UM, the good ending anyways, and picks up from where that one left off of and is essentially a horde mode as the whole idea is continue for as long as possible. And that's where the sequel sagas take place in.
I got plenty of others like G5 and Apocalypse Life but I rather not keep going, this too long already.
But the current episode that I'm working on though, 23-3 is basically a ponyfied version of The Hateful Hate, but with a twist. It's basically what I thought The hateful was going to be before I saw the movie, a hidden treasure. So the whole idea is that Knight is still lost, but finds away back home, a train more or less, that is being run by Jim West, the one from The Wild Wild West, or inspired by him anyways. The show from the 60's, not the Will Smith one. And Jim and his buddy are has beens and are no longer needed for his services, but thinks that he can get back on top with a catch, so he offers to taker Knight home in exchange to helping him catch a crook. So he does, they go the cabins, more than one, get snowed in kind of, and have to try to get the crook before the bounty hunter can leave, all the while a few ponies are after some treasure, and that thing from hateful hate with the brother and sister also happens but on accident. Meanwhile they investigate the cabins to see why every pony vanished and they discover some dead bodies and try to put the puzzle pieces together. Long story, everyone dies, the treasure was a metaphore, and Knight is only one not dead by the end of it by morning.
Anyways, that's what I've been doing. Sorry about going off like that, there is just so much that you missed is all. I wish you were still here. I wish it was 2013 again, nothing is the same like it was before. But to quote Ghost, "Time is the Ultimate Magician."...
see you later buddy, if I ever do... I'll be waiting...
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Hey, it's me again. Not sure if you'll ever come back, but I thought I'd share this with you because it finally happened... Granted it happened a couple months back still. Universal Magic has hit 1,000,000 words. Can you believe it? I would have hit it sooner if it wasn't for the changes, but things change and other things came and went and so things sure have slowed. But that doesn't mean I've given up or anything.
And who knows, I'll be aiming for 2,000,000 and I could possibly hit it one of these days. That would be something. And on top of the plans / outline and everything, I'm kind of amazed of what I made you know? I don't think anyone, especially on here, as made what I made. It's really something when you look at it. But others looking at it is a different story... but still...
And who knows, I don't mean to get ahead of myself here, but obviously if I were to say have everything completed UM related, it would be at least 15,000,000 - 17,000,000, that's not counting a lot of other things that would add to the total. I imagine sometimes UM getting to 5,000,000, like I talked about in that one group all those years ago. And if to say I do, I'll probably get it higher than Diary of a madman. And on top me already having the 4 longest episodes (chapters if you want to call it that...) on here, then that is interesting I think. Especially if the dislike / like ratio stays as it is with the average low view count... it's like being a king without others knowing that you're one... or caring for that matter.
Speaking of likes and dislikes... I stopped look at them entirely. I don't even know what the ratio is anymore. I know I said I stopped caring about them, yet admittedly whenever I look at it, a little bit of the dislike bar kind of eats at me. But then I accept it and move on. But I got tired of that so now whenever I do editing or something like that... I just cover my right eye and ignore it. And I feel better doing that too... it takes the noise away and I can concentrate on what I want to do... even though it is annoying to do at times. I wish I could hide it, which there is now, but that's disabling it for all, which obviously is not a good idea. And on top of that even if I wanted to do that, I can't update the description without updating the genre and character tags. They lowered the limit since you were last here and... I kind of don't want to lower it. I figure I'm still one of the older stories that still updates it while having the most tags possible and that it might spread it around just a little bit more in the search algorithms...
Plus I'm sure I'd have to add the warning tags which I think are stupid. But that's just me. So I avoid that altogether. But that does cause problems for me though... like having a dead link... but it is what it is. Can't do anything about it I'm afraid without changing... which I won't... besides this whole means a lot to me now and can't imagine not having it in my life. I used to think UM would go so far, yet sticks to the bottom. But even then... I'm happy that it is. It's special that way and no one else could understand that or see what I see. And that's ok.
Well, thought I'd tell you... had to tell someone about it. IT's exciting to know that a million words later and I'm still going. I never thought I'd see those seven little digits, but there it is. And in record number too... most stories that do have one million words on here have at least a hundred chapters or so, but mine only has about roughly 27 episodes with some shorts... Amazing...
Of course Alternate is doing fine too. Sure I've kind of moved on from the parodies, even though I'm not done with those yet... it's just being put in the back of the ovens for now... But it's shaping up as it's own little thing to go along with Mane you know?
Oh... and remember how you laughed at A Random My Little Pony Fan Fiction Story all those years ago? Well guess what, I'm planning on doing a third one next summer... sort of for the 10th anniversary of that story and to close out the trilogy. This time the joke that there's a plot to it all, but it'll be nice.
Oh and remember those collabs we were supposed to have done? Well I've reincorporated those into UM, but who knows, I might sneak your name in there for an inside reference you know?...
That's not to say that there haven't been problems though... You see I am part of the True Capitalist Radio community and listen to this guy named Ghost. And his sort of inner circle / kangaroo bangers have been trying to find info and dox us bronies who listen in. I'm not sure about me, but they have gotten to the others. Although I wonder if they think Felix is my last name you know... since I gave out my cat's name which was Ben Felix. But Felix was just his nickname because I'm not stupid enough to give out his full name like that. But I wonder if they think that since they keep saying Ben Felix. I wonder if some of them even think Bob Tom is my real name. I wouldn't think so but... you never know. But in case they do... then they are retarded... And if not then that's good at least...
And who knows, they might be lurking here right now, but I doubt it. But just in case those aussie fucks are...
VB ya Cunts!!!
Also Type CAP to ban Captain Deci!....
Ignore that, but still... those fucks found my Fimfic account. Oh well, it's not like they'll go through 1,000,000 words... they are not insane enough for that, let alone the outline for it... I just wish they had given the better part of The Ghost Short to Ghost when they donated that to him... sad but oh well...
I doubt they care anymore though. Which is also good. Well, I'll see you next time I guess... hopefully this message gets to you someday...