Grammar drunk simply is Grammar drunk. · 9:45pm Apr 2nd, 2013

So.. over on the JFF skypechat.. this happened;

[22:59:00] Colo(u)r Spectrum: WHAT DID YOUR EYE DO TO YOU TO DESERVE SUCH PUNISHMENT
[22:59:05] Sweet Tea: Hush simply, you're supposed to be done
[22:59:25] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Simply has apparently killed his eye.
[23:06:58] Simply: O.
[23:06:59] Simply: Its
[23:07:00] Simply: you
[23:07:03] Simply: You...
[23:07:05] Simply: You...
[23:07:07] Simply: >.>
[23:07:18] Simply: I'm so done with you Vinyl.
[23:07:22] Simply: It's not ever funny
[23:07:24] Simply: how done
[23:07:25] Simply: I a
[23:07:25] Simply: m
[23:07:26] Simply: with
[23:07:26] Simply: you
[23:07:36] Simply: I've lost all ability to exist
[23:07:37] Simply: with you
[23:07:41] Simply: because
[23:07:43] Simply: I'm done.
[23:07:44] Simply: with you
[23:07:44] Simply: and
[23:07:46] Simply: no
[23:07:50] Simply: Shh.
[23:07:57] Simply: Niggros are black
[23:08:10] Simply: yes
[23:08:11] Simply: because
[23:08:17] Simply: that's how you spell negro..
[23:08:27] Simply: Simply is soo damn groggy...
[23:08:48] Colo(u)r Spectrum: WAT ARE YOU DONE WITH VINYL
[23:08:52] Colo(u)r Spectrum: NO
[23:08:56] Colo(u)r Spectrum: WAI
[23:15:31] Simply: Huhwah
[23:15:38] Simply: ...
[23:15:40] Simply: DAMN IT
[23:16:28] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Um... Explain.
[23:16:37] Simply: :0
[23:16:41] Simply: ..
[23:16:44] Simply: ..
[23:16:55] Colo(u)r Spectrum: DABUQ
[23:26:26] Simply: Ability to even restored. Power levels optimal.
[23:26:38] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Plz explain.
[23:26:45] Colo(u)r Spectrum: The buck you said.
[23:28:05] Simply: Skype is being wierd.
[23:28:14] Simply: my msgs are all scrambled. Like, the times aren't right.
[23:29:32] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Well vinyl was there anyway.
[23:29:35] Tech: SIMPLAAAAAAAAAAY
[23:29:44] Tech: WUBUBUUBUBUBUBUBUBUBBUBUBU
[23:29:47] Tech: SIMPLAAAAAAAAY
[23:29:51] Tech: WUBUBUBUBUBUUBUBUBUBUBUBBUBU
[23:29:55] Tech: SIMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[23:29:59] Tech: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[23:30:11] Colo(u)r Spectrum: HE'S DONE WITH VINYL
[23:30:16] Colo(u)r Spectrum: NO MORE WUBS
[23:30:35] Simply: I
[23:30:36] Simply: ..
[23:30:44] Simply: Tech
[23:30:46] Simply: go die
[23:30:50] Simply: ^_^
[23:31:07] Tech: WUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUUuuubububuubububuububbu.....wub.... ;( *lays in an empty grave*
[23:31:07] Tech: ( (flag:gb) WUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUUuuubububuubububuububbu ..... wub .... : (* Lays in an empty grave * )
[23:31:15] Simply: ..
[23:31:16] Simply: Lyas
[23:31:18] Colo(u)r Spectrum: CLOWNFISH
[23:31:20] Simply: in an EMPTY
[23:31:32] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Lyas.
[23:31:43] Simply: Lyas.
[23:31:58] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Simply, did you drink ortographical whiskey or what?
[23:32:01] Tech: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!! \o/\o/\o/
[23:32:08] Simply: I
[23:32:11] Simply: mayeb
[23:32:22] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Mayeb!
[23:32:29] Colo(u)r Spectrum: >proof.
[23:33:02] Simply: I swera to durk I'm nto Cesltai
[23:33:27] Colo(u)r Spectrum: ur drank (heart)
[23:33:30] Tech: SIMPLAAAAAAAY
[23:33:51] Hot Kitty: oh i seem to have stumbled in at the wrong time..
[23:34:21] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Nah he's just grammar drunk.
[23:34:36] Colo(u)r Spectrum: A common occurrence, nowadays.
[23:34:50] Simply: Tech..
[23:35:19] Simply: lEavs eimply alnoe
[23:35:41 | Bearbeitet 23:36:08] Colo(u)r Spectrum: tek simplay iz grammer drank liv im alun
[23:35:56] Simply: yisples
[23:37:37] Colo(u)r Spectrum: mai iped iz traiyn tu feex mai grammer
[23:38:35] Colo(u)r Spectrum: hi schaent ween
[23:39:21] Simply: ai wizsjh ia haasdz atuo corerect
[23:40:00] Colo(u)r Spectrum: SIMPLAY AI HOEP UR GUNNA PSATE TIHS OHN AH BLEHRGG
[23:40:02] *** Simply hat IMG_02042013_173958.png gesendet ***
[23:40:18 | Bearbeitet 23:40:56] Simply: Cupey ti lal fer em nd Iasll puste ut
[23:40:24 | Bearbeitet 23:41:07] Simply: nutinmaekz senzx
[23:40:39] Tech: is this porn?
[23:40:45] Colo(u)r Spectrum: (can we ask tech?)
[23:41:10] Colo(u)r Spectrum: (my iPad wasn't made for ctrl c ctrl v)
[23:41:16] Simply: Tech
[23:41:19] Tech: mmm pretty close to porn
[23:41:21] Simply: copy the last 20 minutes of this call
[23:41:24] Simply: err
[23:41:24] Simply: chat
[23:41:27] Simply: and send it to me
[23:41:30] Simply: on a private chat
[23:41:30] Simply: now
[23:41:31] Simply: pls.
[23:41:33] Tech: whyy?
[23:41:41] Simply: Because I love you
[23:41:44] Simply: and I'm asking you
[23:41:45] Simply: nicely.
[23:42:03] Tech: [23:41] Simply:
<<< Because I love you
[23:42:05] Tech: *-*
[23:42:10] Tech: (heart)
[23:42:10] Colo(u)r Spectrum: I love you, said the aromantic.
[23:42:28] Colo(u)r Spectrum: SIMPLY IS SO AROMANTIC
[23:42:39] Colo(u)r Spectrum: HE'S ALSO AROMANIC
[23:42:41] Hot Kitty: cool guy angel, getting fluttershy laid since 2012
[23:42:44] Colo(u)r Spectrum: AND AROMATIC
[23:42:51] Simply: (DAMN IT OBI. DON'T TELL HIM THAT. OTHERWISE HE WON'T DO IT...)
Simply
[5:43:15 PM] Colo(u)r Spectrum: (OH BUCK WELL HE KNEW ALL ALONG)
[5:43:30 PM] Colo(u)r Spectrum: (manipulation isn't your forte)
[5:43:50 PM] Simply: (I know.)
[5:43:59 PM] Colo(u)r Spectrum: Catus, angel is so full of pimp.
[5:44:14 PM] Colo(u)r Spectrum: He's the pimpswagbunny.