I killed Fluttershy! · 7:54pm Apr 1st, 2013
Just a troll fic, have fun reading my troll comment to this troll fic! The Death of Fluttershy
Congrats, you won yourself a rage review. Why? Look at my mutha fuckin name!
"Yessss................ YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" Sombra roared victoriously
Sombra came so fucking hard as he shot it into the eye of Celestia, who is now blind.
Canterlot was barely more than a pile of rubble now,
Okay, re-do, Sombra came so hard he crushed all of Cantelot with a wave of semen
Lord Darkhell Fearshadow, the Lord of Evil, a large male alicorn with a black coat, blank white eyes, a large scar over his left eye, a prosthetic right hoof that had hooked claws at the end of it, a swiring mane of smoke, bat wings, heavy spiky armor, and a professional degree in douchebaggery, stood next to Sombra, trying to make all this evilness look like it was his doing; when in reality he was just a shit fan character who acted all deep and mystical and messed with the Mane Six's heads and didn't really do anything actually constructive to the plot.
That grammatical moment when you realize this paragraph is one fucking sentence.
Mutilated pony bodies littered the streets.
Welp, you know what they say? The more mutilated the more lubrication.
Michael Bay was still making millions at the local box office.
EXPLOSIONS!!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!
It was a truly dark day.
What the fuck else would it be oh powerful and great author?
The Elements of Harmony laid in the rubble, broken, beaten, dying. Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, and Shining Armor were all dead. I dare not say how they died, but what I will tell you is that they are deader than the deadiest dead that you could possibly imagine because they are just that dead. Oh and all the guards were also dead, because they're fucking useless in a fight.
This isn't sad at all. In fact it's quite humorous
Wait, look! BEHOLD! For there is still hope!
Maybe not for being a sad story. Ya fucking troll. 
(That's like the pot calling the kettle black!)
But one thing was for certain. She was going to end this.
As should you oh great and powerful author.
"Talking like a retard? GARBLAAA CRYYYSTAAAL HEAAART SLAAAVVVES STAAAIRSSS GOOBLABLERBLA! Nope, FUCK THAT. I am not the Canon Sombra. Oh no, not by a long shot. I fully intend to indulge in menacing evil speeches, and do you want to know why? Because in this universe, I. HAVE. A. VOOOCAAABUUULAAARYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS -boom-. Damn, a creeper just blew up the anthill I was fucking...
And then Fluttershy pulled a bug zapper out of her personal hammerspace.
By hammerspace you mean her fucking cunt, right?
Fluttershy dropped to her knees. She was becoming weaker. She panted to the ground.
As changelings rammed their cheese cocks deeper and deeper. Her body was not ready for the amount of... Ya know you want me to finish that 
Suddenly, Fluttershy's head snapped up, her eyes widened, and frickin' laser beams shot out of her eyes. The red- hot laser beams hit the Wendigo, causing the monster to promptly melt into a puddle.
There is story writing, and then there is this shit...
In front of her on the side of the totally not dick- shaped machine was her target.
Your right it wasn't dick shaped, it was monster cock shaped, veins and all.
Fluttershy winced as two more bullets tore through her guts.
Wait for it....
Then again, it is common practice in fan fiction for the featured OC villain to psychologically scar the Mane Six, and then the Mane Six recover just in time to defeat him.
No fucking duh, that's why people like me have to sift through hours of shit for you assholes to get better at writing!
"That's a lot to one- up."
Not really, have you ever really read Cupcakes?
and now here I am, pumping the guts of the most adorable of the Mane Six with lead."
I'd be pumping my cum into that flank... err I mean, fuck you. Yeah that's what I meant.
I will kick all the puppies!"
Ever kick a puppy? It's actually a lot of fun!
nothing more than a ONE SHOT PARODY.
That's what she said
He was dead.
No shit, he had glass sticking out of his fucking skull!
I say. And-" Something in the sky caught Sombra's attention. "Hey, what is that?"
What I thought about at this part for some reason.
"NO! I won't go there! I WON'T GO THERE!" Chrysalis screeched.
She refuses to try anal
"...Twilight... there's something important I need to tell you..."
... "I want you to fuck me with my intestines!" Twilight humbly accepted... Yeah you really want me to finish that one don't ya?
Fluttershy died.
Fuck her, Fuck her now!
Ha, we had some laughs didn't we, oh boy! Anyways, I really don't have a problem with this story, I enjoy reading stupid shit like this. Nice troll fic, it gets my stamp of approval. Sorry I don't offer helpful advice on troll fics.
Final Verdict: This is the saddest story of all time, because it's fucking horrible!
omg that was so fucking funny!