Gold member and what it does.

#1 it's a April fools thing.
#2 Everyone has it
#3 it can only be seen by others if your ID ends with a 0 like mine does.

That's as much as I gathered. I don't care if i'm ruining the joke 100% of the idiot population can't put two and two together *points at the date* and I honestly don't find this stupid crap funny. you get one half the population of this site in a panic over site going "Paid" the other half with their heads too far up their asses to explain the joke.

and about 1% who are not totally asinine.

You actually want to pull a joke for april fools do something generally funny.