Personal turmoil: Resolved. · 12:43am Mar 1st, 2013
Yeah, I would've had an update out sooner, but sadly, my life was in the gutter for a few days, but last night I managed to get everything sorted out, so I'm gonna try to get a chapter for A Dash of Stardust out tonight or tomorrow. School and personal problems are seriously starting to get in my way.
you know what you need? some clam chowder. clam chowder it nummy.
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I love clam chowder. If I knew how to cook without setting fire to everything I touch and had the ingredients, I'd make some.
875555.... YOU CAN SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH?! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, PYROMANIACAL LORD!
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Simple: Lack any ability to cook. No, seriously, I'm as bad as Sweetie Belle. I made pancakes that were completely black, but runny and pure liquid on the inside.
875732 DAYUM! one does not simply do that.
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Yeah. I refuse to ever cook. Ever. It's dangerous as hell.
875826 You think liquefying Pancakes is bad? dude I once made a TV dinner, it exploded in the Micro and caught on fire.
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Pft. I'm really good with a microwave.
'Kitchen Accidents' are the thought of the day. Loads of burnt food, and dicing accidents can't take away the pain of spilling lemon juice and salt on my hand while cutting onions. I'm a decent cook but if you ask me to make a cake it will turn into banana bread.
It always happens... I swear I didn't have any bananas the last time I checked....
Btw on a positive note, excited for the chapter
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it's halfway done. 1007 words and counting. As usual, 2000+ words is the final count I'll go for.
878028 Only thing I can make very, very well are Hot Pockets and dinners from the oven, for some reason Microwaves tend to commit suicide at my unholiness whenever I go near them, hence, the catching on fire and exploding
I saw one explode once, I'm not joking, I had a piece of shrapnel wedged in my arm.