So I was kind of high.... · 2:55am Feb 23rd, 2013

Last night, under the influence of cannabis I decided to write a story. I passed out and this is what I have. Now I am going to get drunk and continue to write it. Anyways, here is what I wrote from last night. It's about the return of Carl.

“Fuckin’… For Faust’s sakes.” Carl had woken up in Equestria, with amnesia. Carl was kind of excited this time. There was no way something terrible could be happening it was the transition between seasons three and season four. Now he could finally get a glimpse of ponies lives, and get to leave quite on time this go around. Discord had been befriended and Twilight was now an alicorn.
“Fuck I forgot about that part, how could I forget about that weird… add on.” Carl was disgusted a the fact a ‘what if’ moment appeared in the show. Author, can I please just not do this, it sickens me.” Carl looked up to the sky, when really the narrator was the one talking.
No you asshole, you have to learn to love and tolerate the show now.
“Fuck are you serious? Hasbro has had it easy for too fucking long from us bronies. I was going to leave the fandom until I started ignoring the whole Alicorn thing!”
Hey this is my story you dick, I’m going to write what I want. I am the arrogant author, no exceptions. One more outburst and I shall delete your comments!
“What, how does that even… Whatever just make sure this time it’s actually enjoyable and there aren’t alicorn O.C’s everywhere.”
Okay okay, now let me fucking narrate the story you jackass.
As I was saying, poor Carl here woke up in the same field as before, and he pretty much knew where to go. Like all good humans in Equestria, they all know exactly which way to go.

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