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ANTIcarrot


13 year veteran furry. Writer. Armchair soldier. Luna is the best pony.

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Feb
21st
2013

Season Wrap Up - a song about Magical Mystery Cure · 12:29pm Feb 21st, 2013

We're not allowed to post songs here as stories, and Trixie's Variety Show apparently had no interest, but we can blog about whatever the fetlocks we like. So there.


Season Wrap Up

Three years of pony coolness, and awesome turns of phrase.
We've kept our series warm at heart, through 65 short plays.
But our demographic's been and gone. Can we catch their younger kin?
We know this show's got more to say, but will it end up in the bin?

The season has come to a close,
Now end of contract fear.
Hasbro has not returned our calls,
Will we have jobs next year?
Will we be picked up, or be dropped?
What does everybody think?
Pining hopes to plastic horses...
Oh hell, just pass the drink!

Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
Let's finish our character arcs.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon!

Creating interesting plots,
A writers job begins.
And getting good jokes past the board,
To let some humour in.
We voice the Six and we write these damn songs!
And be careful nothing drags on tooooooo loooooong!

Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
Let's finish our character arcs.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
'Cause we may be cancelled soon!

Sitting in a quiet room,
Getting our voices right.
Taking care of golden throats,
Using inflections slight.
We bring the characters to life,
Make their world seem real.
We study interesting plots,
So we can add to their appeal.

Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
Let's finish our character arcs.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
'Cause we may be cancelled soon!

No easy task to make splines clean,
Keep lip movements synced.
Animating a whole world,
Make sure nothing's broadcast blinked.
Ponies, Magic, Cutie Marks,
Colourful backgrounds too!
At least we get to use Flash Eight,
Without it we'd be screwed!

Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
Let's finish our character arcs.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
Season wrap up, Season wrap up!
'Cause we may be cancelled soon.
'Cause we may be cancelled soon!

Now that we have hit the cut-off,
What will happen to us next?
Could we be cursed by the foul,
Dread syndication Hex.
What's that? Speak up? They have called back?
We have an answer clear?
Their Marketing has said Green Light:
We have another year!
We have another year!

Staff rehire! Staff rehire!
Let's make more character arcs!
Staff rehire! Staff rehire!
'Cause we have another year.
Staff rehire! Staff rehire!

'Cause we have another year!
'Cause we have a Season 4!
'Cause we have twenty-six more!

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