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Sandalwood


I spin straw out of solid gold, I drink cheap-ass beer from expensive-ass glasses, and I prefer my horses with fingers and toes.

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  • 298 weeks
    And beer loves Sunset Shimmer

    Well then,
    Im happy that readers seem to like my story
    I'm glad I ended up posting it
    It may have worked out that it took years
    in a fucked up excuse kind of way
    because i did rewrite the ending
    which i feel makes it much more poignant.

    I suppose I should say that I'm working on related material
    most notably a prequel set ten years before

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  • 298 weeks
    I'm a fucking madman

    ok
    ok
    I know
    I should be banned from touching my own blog
    but, and this may sound crazy
    I AM GOING TO POST SOMETHING
    seriously hear me out
    I've regained some of my inspiration
    I've fixed some things with my actual process of writing
    and I'm actually gonna deliver on that oneshot that I wrote years ago
    and here's why you should trust me

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  • 400 weeks
    I swear I Have content

    But
    I need to stop blogging about when I'm gonna post something
    because I never go through with it
    OVER a month ago I said I'd post something in a day or two...
    I swear, the story is complete
    I have less than a third of it to edit
    that would take one sitting
    it would be so easy
    but
    until then
    I guess I'll post it eventually
    to be fair
    I've been busy as hell

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  • 405 weeks
    actual new content

    Okay
    so after that last blog post
    I haven't been working on that story
    as fervently as I'd have liked

    But
    I've been working on an unrelated oneshot
    It is finished
    in need of some editing
    it will likely be posted within a day or two
    I hope there is an audience for it
    I thoroughly enjoyed writing it
    it is about my favourite character
    enjoying my favourite drink

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  • 407 weeks
    how long has it been?

    Okay
    so
    i havent done a damn thing on here in... YEARS?
    i doubt anypony is even around to look at this
    but *gasp*
    im actually working on something to post!
    i know i deleted my old stories im just not happy with them anymore
    anyway

    a few weeks ago, while on vacation, i was stricken with inspiration
    to pick up a project i meant to write and post 2years ago

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Feb
14th
2013

hearts and hooves day's poems · 8:46pm Feb 14th, 2013

the knoxville bronies is having an event where we are supposed to write love letters to ponies.
im no bueno with letters, so i thought id do some love sonnets.
i wrote one for granny smith(aka best pony) and big mac. i wanted also to do one for pinkie pie, but havent come up with one yet.
the one for granny didnt turn out to be quite a valentines poem to somepony, more a heartfelt poem about a love from afar kinda deal.
while big macs is just a saucy love poem. not nsfw saucy, but saucy enough i feel i should give a little warning.
i wanted to post them on fimfic, but theyre too small for that silly 1000words rule. so ill just post them here, and edit in anymore i write.

With Age Knows Beauty, Granny Smith

It seems as though right from the start
This little town your presence needs
Who knew bright fruit once thought more tart
Would prove to be so very sweet
In love two generations would
Grow with you a family dear
While from the way I watching stood
Admiring you but stray not near
Recall I still the day he passed
That colt with which your foals had grown
But honour him I stayed still back
Until that same fate claimed your foals
Unthought I rushed your heart to mend
Arrived to see grandfoals surround
I left unknown content a friend
In them I saw your strength had found
Now with their love your beauty grows
Each greeting crest my heart to know


Wisdom Can be Sexy, Big Mac

As pass your farm my daily way
At times I’m guilt a pleasured view
Your work to watch I swoon and sway
Each baited buck I fall for you
With strength each stretch from hind to bark
Enough for every fruit to yield
Alike its felling flank is marked
Were chanced it might a sweeter meal
Though harsh the days' long laboured earth
Your coat keeps bright of passion's red
With golden tress as light your mirth
And hooven bare where wish you tread
But focus not stay baser want
Your mind love gained in silent taunt

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