This mustn't register on an emotional level... · 11:09pm Feb 12th, 2013

True, the Alicorn Twilight thing rustled my jimmies at the time, but I've long since gotten over it. I had failed to read the canon episode plot before receiving the spoiler. After I realized this rookie mistake, I read it, I went all Sherlock Holmes on it and then I came up with an excellent theory...

Why would Hasbro make a permanent change to a beloved character that has made them so much money? They wouldn't. There is no logic in that move whatsoever. The only reason they would release something this vague is because they knew that Bronies would freak out and make a huge deal over this. They sat back and watched their evil plan unfold before their eyes.

Twilight accidentally casts a spell that alters reality and changes her friends' destinies and cutie marks. The only way to reverse this is to write her own spells. My theory is that the only way she could ever write her own spells is if she becomes a Princess and gains the ability. However, she is going to need the help of the father of the Omniomorphic spell, AKA Starswirl, AKA Discord in order to do it. Once she does complete the spell and turn everything back to normal, Celestia will offer to make her a Princess forever, but Twilight will decline because Friendship is Magic. The lesson will be something like "If you really do have the greatest of friends in the world, you will do anything for them." or something like that.

Then season 3 will be over and Bronies will applaud for a moment because the fandom is safe. Then begins the endless posts about waiting for season 4 and the cycle begins again...

And that, my dear Watson, is how Equestria was made.

I love Tuesdays. Tuesday is fanfic day which means its brain-time day. I started writing the next chapter this morning and it should be up later tonight. Thank you all so much once again for reading my story.

(Also, for those looking for sauce on the Discord = Starswirl thing, it came from a post on 4chans /mlp/ board.)